swan

mother of birds

[swan @cradleofswans]

me seeing this picture like youre right i should have a third

[swan @cradleofswans]

short form content is not a male pastime

[swan @cradleofswans]

im sorry honey no i wasnt trying to make you feel weird about the length of your youtube comment

[swan @cradleofswans]

every other pickle brand is beneath me

[swan @cradleofswans]

like at least the cosmo stuff is elaborate

[swan @cradleofswans]

im really trying to not be crass but this second article should not be a ground breaking concept is her viewership ok

[𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚 👑 @PurlsB4Sw1ne]

Evie magazine is smut 🤮

[swan @cradleofswans]

@MaleManlpulator @emmathebeloved fake male manipulator

[RosieAnnie🦭🛸 @ANNI3_SE4L]

how it feels whenever i raise my voice out of anger

[swan @cradleofswans]

i just had to sneak into the pantry to call my husband like we are having an affair because my youngest is currently obsessed with pressing the end call button and screams until i hand her the phone to do so

[swan @cradleofswans]

between like 7-10 i would find dozens and dozens so easily. but also i was a very lonely little girl with a lot of time to idly sit in the grass

[Betty @milkandmarrow]

I want to make a pressed four leaf clover set but I've never once in my life found one.

[swan @cradleofswans]

@CuriousBunnie12 also had to stop tv completely during the week of potty training bc she was too distracted to listen to her bodily cues. i think its mostly just important to make sure your child is spending *most* of their time mentally grounded, the thresholds seem to b rlly different kid2kid

[swan @cradleofswans]

@CuriousBunnie12 its not the worst thing in the world in small amounts but it can kind of disrupt the day if unregulated

[swan @cradleofswans]

ONE OF THE MOLARS IS THROUGH, we only have 3 more to go ‼️‼️‼️

[swan @cradleofswans]

sorry no i cant call right now my 17 month old needs to have her daily 35 minute screaming episode after waking up from her nap

[Napoléonos I Tritharsaléos @Brumairian]

The entire Dining-In vs Dining-Out debate is a piece of moral theater where those in positions of structural privilege get to virtue signal their wealth against those who have less than they do. It treats what is essentially a constraint optimization problem as a morality play.

[swan @cradleofswans]

@b_e_a_nnny um. this may have just altered the course of my weekend

[swan @cradleofswans]

🌾☀️

[swan @cradleofswans]

@b_e_a_nnny @BallisticPissle @CuriousBunnie12 I FORGOT ALL ABT BOOK BELLAS OUTFITS 😭

[swan @cradleofswans]

@BallisticPissle @CuriousBunnie12 twilight is famously a pretty conservative series written by a mormon lol. the modesty and purity culture is very obvious in the books.

[swan @cradleofswans]

@c0ntrabane this is insane