drink coffee and destroy

history tragedy farce 🍻

[🍻 Sid, Inheritor of the West @wellstonism]

love the Hunley. One of the only things the Confederacy contributed to society was a vessel that actually managed to record a 1-3 KDA [it killed its entire crew on three separate occasions while only sinking one Union ship].

[Richard Ryder @RickRyderSooner]

Do not put “Buy the Bride-to-be a drink” on the back of your car and hog the left lane going under the speed limit. Morons

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

It's easy being a tortured genius; try being a tortured moron like me and then tell me your life's hard.

[Ceramic @CeramicTrPl0]

We are living in the Second Era of Pibb

[🛃 @prolejacketgape]

can you imagine the thrill of getting this idea, singing it through for the first time, and realizing that it scans properly?

[lvd @one4ghost]

Idk how some people just don't put any thought into HOW they watch & experience a movie, especially a first watch, and then how that affects their feelings towards it. Yeah man, 2001 probably didn't hit on your laptop at 3pm on a Tuesday

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Sure. You’re getting worse every year and it’s going to get people killed.

[Jolie Rose Powell @powelljolie]

Atlanta, GA

[cants @cantseyy]

I'd have died that day too

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Taking psychedelic drugs and going to the Australian theme park where they do the dance sequence from Austin Powers every single day . Getting asked to leave because my crying is so loud

[100 Horse Horses @rewhitehaus]

Thinking about how Lou reed would have $259.96 dollars in his hand

[the Don Quixote of the ICU @shortcuts2hell]

Liking The Mars Volta more than At the Drive In should get you locked in prison forever

[Neels Abel 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @NeeelsAbel]

tryna strike a chord and it's probably D Phrygiannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

most music is actually ska when you get right down to it

[drink coffee and destroy @craduation]

also who the fuk else is in the Deafheaven genre

[drink coffee and destroy @craduation]

Yup, and ima keep (not) doin it

[Tijdij @Tiijdij]

Albums that people say they love

Then refuse to engage with the rest of the genre

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[drink coffee and destroy @craduation]

the final evolution of the headshop-chic stoner was having a volcano vape and a bag that hung from the ceiling fan so you could pass-throw-swing it around the circle. but thats all gone now. obliterated by the penjamin

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

Volcano vaporizers, something you don’t see as much these days.

[Selen @writingenjoyer]

As a teen I'd consider Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs "normieslop." Now I shadowbox to Hootie and the Blowfish when I catch myself reflecting upon certain things. Inside nothing changes.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please