Shelley

I like making stuff from other stuff.

[Shelley @craftingirony]

#WestworldHBO : The Dollhouse meets Jurassic Park 👌🏻

[Shelley @craftingirony]

@crywank Matt and Jerry: more stings than Weenie and The Butt. (Google it) #cyberbullymonday

[Shelley @craftingirony]

I've never been more pleased to be a New Zealander. #ElectionNight

[Shelley @craftingirony]

This is why I love the #FrimleyFilmFestival - Last week it was Swiss Army Man, this week it's Jurassic Park 🎥🎬😍 #swissarmyman #jurassicpark

[Shelley @craftingirony]

OMG he's absolutely hit the nail on the head. https://t.co/dEEERFi0vk

[Shelley @craftingirony]

Surely SOMEONE in her life could have said, "honey, the public getting to know you is NOT going to help your book or brand". #bereal #RHOAKL

[Shelley @craftingirony]

I never want to hear the phrase "being real" for the rest of my life. #RHOAKL

[Shelley @craftingirony]

OH MY GOD someone on the telly in NZ actually fucking understands the definition of #feminism (no sarcasm intended!). @guywilliamsguy

[Shelley @craftingirony]

I make a point of not saying mean things about people I don't know online... finding it REALLY hard to keep my mouth shut right now. #RHOAKL

[Shelley @craftingirony]

What is this, 6th form all over again?! Ps. Louise Wallace, you're awesome! #RHOAKL

[Shelley @craftingirony]

The chakra cleansing scene was just too much for me - "f*ck this! I'm going on Twitter, this is GOLD." #RHOAKL

[Shelley @craftingirony]

Thanks @crywank my 4 year old is now murmuring "booozaaay..." over his honey toast.

[Sam Smith @SamSmithComedy]

"I have a dream" - Melania Trump

[Shelley @craftingirony]

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to sleep." #MomMovieQuotes #momlife

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

(The Walton Family is the richest family in the US they own Walmart) https://t.co/uPlNNsGxX1

[Shelley @craftingirony]

First night of themed snacks for the #FrimleyFilmFestival 🍩🎬 #WhatWeDoInTheShadows @taikawaititi @AJemaineClement

[Shelley @craftingirony]

Watching a #Trump doco. I can see how you could be caught up in the fallacy if you haven't developed critical analysis. #Trump2016

[Shelley @craftingirony]

@crywank Matt & Jerry are bigger has-beens than the Garbage Pail Kids. #CyberBullyMonday

[Shelley @craftingirony]

Who was Mike Plato, and why is it notable that he had an abundance of platonic relationships? @RadioHaurakiNZ

[Shelley @craftingirony]

Saying "I'm honest", " I'm outspoken" and "what you see is what you get" is not the same thing as just being plain nasty. #TheBachelorNZ