Craig Andrews

Exists, allegedly.

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@tomlienard @galstar @vercel The rust is up to you!

[Javi Velasco @javivelasco]

We shipped the best of Servers 🤝 Serverless.

Another iteration in the journey we started more than 2 years ago when we brought streaming to Serverless. It is so efficient we've seen savings up to 85% in Gb/h for some customers.

In case you wonder: this is similar to our IFC release but with better defaults, smarter load balancing & better workload packing.

And yet... the best is not what it is but what it unlocks. Stay tuned for future announcements 🖤

[Tom Lienard @tomlienard]

Serverless servers are so back

Better defaults and way more efficient compute on @vercel, for everyone (including Hobby 🎉)

We’re dynamically packing concurrent invocations in the same function instances, without impacting performance, while significantly reducing costs

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

A little something we've been cooking up

[Vercel @vercel]

Serverless servers: Node.js with in-function concurrency

• Node.js optimized concurrent execution model for Vercel Functions
• Private beta customer @madeonverse reduced their compute cost by 50%
• Available today as opt-in public beta

https://t.co/iB3qvHiacz

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@dglsparsons It's been a long time since I saw Coronation Street

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@dglsparsons Wait till Vera shows up to tell Jack off

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@timClicks Rescuing Spock from the surface of the Genesis planet

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@randoom1111 They are entirely voluntary but I don't want to go in a building where they weren't followed

[Rox @RoxCodes]

HTML stands for hotmail

[Daniel Vassallo @dvassallo]

Microservices were a 0% interest phenomenon.

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@galstar @cramforce @fold_left Right, this is the exact thing that "legacy" languages have always had, and TS has not.

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@sensorystories_ Combination of things. Anxiety over security, compulsion as a form of stim to relieve that anxiety, stress because of the memory of that one time you actually did leave the car unlocked.

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@galstar @fold_left It really annoys me that TS doesn't have a way to do this built in and by default. Major stumbling block for people used to strongly typed languages who expect different types to be ... well, different. Not interchangeable without explicit conversion.

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@dglsparsons @timClicks Like a 2 week sprint?

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@Kikobeats chat reGexPT

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@dglsparsons may the awk be with you

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@Lambda_Coder @KevinNaughtonJr Somebody has to produce the content the models are trained on. A big challenge going forward is preventing degradation due to the model feeding itself

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@t3dotgg Weird takes often reveal some deep-seated insecurity in the person making them.

[Craig Andrews @craiga]

@galstar @t3dotgg As a naive English speaker I am able to inject meaningless platitudes and broad generalisations into any conversation.