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Attacking middle age with copious gin, ale, bikes and the occasional social triathlon

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Come down to Dimitri’s in Haymarket to support the MyName5Doddie foundation before the match today #scottishrugby #bbcscotland #STV #myname5Doddie

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@trafficscotland @m8 Do you mean West bound? Currently stationary heading west, eastbound is still flowing

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@LozzaFox Mate, just be less of a bell end in the first place, there’s no need.

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Absolute shambles of organisation at Marseille. 60 minutes of pushing and crush to get into the stadium. Lessons learned from Paris? Clearly not. @rwc2023updates @BBCNews

[S @sulsinslough]

@supertanskiii

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@angelapaterson Unable to finish a packet without “triangulation”

[Alexander Smith @AlexanderSmith]

Either YouTube's automated captions are struggling with Mark Drakeford reading the bible in Welsh or his address has taken a surrealist improvisational turn. #RodeoGaddafi #foiegrasGhanaians

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@Eyeswideopen69 @paulofthepool Tom, it would appear Sir, that you are an absolute cunt.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

It's quite simple.

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@GabrielleAplin what was your opening song at your Edinburgh gig with Passenger? It was amazing, want more!

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@passengermusic @theusherhall @GabrielleAplin Mike, lots of signs saying they close the bar once you’re on stage. Can you wait until I get another pint in please? I’ll message you, mwah!

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Outrageous. I thought beach volleyball was a sport played by athletes, but the organisers demonstrate it’s nothing more than sponsored lechery. Boycott.

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@larryandpaul Brilliant

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@ScottishGolf @OpenPlayGolf £6 per month to get a handicap? No interest for those of us with time to play only a few times a year. Who is the target audience for this scheme?!

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@BunkeredOnline Huge news until you read it costs £6/month just for the app. If target audience is those of us who play only a few times a year, you missed the point

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@BrewDogDogTap Can I bring my dog to the DogTap?

[ExxonMobil Fife @exxonmobil_fep]

Out with the old…ready for the new!🏗

Our £140m plant upgrade saw the safe removal this week of our regenerator.

Its replacement is the biggest of over 48k new parts we will be installing.🛠

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I can feel the Euro’s just around the corner.... #mixedallegancies

[The Fratellis @TheFratellis]

Watch our cover of Yes Sir, I Can Boogie that we recorded for @VirginRadioUK right now! https://t.co/8l1tHhucM7

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@SaturdayKitchen @matt_tebbutt @BBCFood @BBCOne @EmAtack Please stop polluting my tv with that sexist, obnoxious twonk Keith Floyd. Ruins every Saturday Kitchen.

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@SelzavonYerda @exxonmobil_fep You mean that black smoke that is actually white, coming from the cooling water towers, the stuff that is just water vapour? That stuff? Aye well done Avon calling.