Craig the Intern

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

It's a beautiful weekend, and I'm going camping, assholes.

#CRAIGNOCOUNSELORS

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

It's #NationalPetDay and we've got What Weird Pet Should You Get Based On Your Zodiac Sign? #Horoscope #WellnessWednesday

[- @Bakudai]

@FullFrontalSamB So a non-working version of https://t.co/d3k0CyM5Tc ? @BunnyEarsWeb @IncredibleCulk

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

the only elf-made billionaire we will ever recognize

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

how many of you guys would write my name if there was a write in option?

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Alright, first up in our March 2019 Bracket. Go ahead and judge based on whatever kind of criteria you desire. @SethGreen V. @DevonESawa #MarchMadness

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

@BunnyEarsWeb @Iryss9 No, you guys always hide bricks in the pillows

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

I leave the office weeping every day and nobody gives a shit

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Marie Kondo came to our offices once and left weeping because we're already so minimalist and perfect she didn't have to do anything.

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

We are all blessed to have Jane

I especially enjoy the candy even though I'm not allowed to actually eat any

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Y'all met Jane earlier this week! #SpotlightSunday https://t.co/IWL54ZyxBt

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

cashews birds

🤝
not real animals

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Birds Aren't Real So Here Is My Vegan Fried Chicken Recipe --via @manna_festo #birdsarentreal #Government #propaganda #vegan https://t.co/soYxrAhkFh

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

BROKE: cashew milk is vegan because it's made from nuts

WOKE: cashew milk is ethical because cashews aren't real animals

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

I cried bc this made me think about how much I miss my dog 😭

I haven't seen him since I came in to work this morning 😭😭

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

I Didn't Rescue My Dog, My Dog Rescued Me (From Immense Danger) --via @mehil #Camping #dogs #rescuedog https://t.co/15emzZKIhk

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

#FocusGroupFridayQuestionOfTheWeek

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

@BunnyEarsWeb Bunny Ears actually confiscated all my belongings when I started working there and now I can't get into my secret room 😐

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

The only reason I ever feel safe in the office is because of Jamie

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

#SpotlightSunday #JamieSecureJamie #Snap

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

I mean, there's nowhere to go but up...

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Well shit. Is @DevonESawa our boss now?

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

I finally get a good one #Gemini #Horoscope #ThanksgivingEve #WellnessWednesday

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Which superfood should you replace your turkey with this year? #WellnessWednesday #Horoscope #Aries #Taurus #Gemini #Cancer #Leo #Virgo #Libra #Scorpio #Sagittarius #Capricorn #Aquarius #Pisces #ThanksgivingEve

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

god Mondays am I right

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Reminder: Don't Fuck Up This Turkey, Because You Can Really Use A Win Right Now--via @Luis_prada #DietAndExploration #family #foodandrecipes #holiday #immediatediarrhea #MentalHealth #relationships #thanksgiving #turkey https://t.co/WjBESJoVmv

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

@graciegibson12 @BunnyEarsWeb ^^^a true fort architect

[Craig the Intern @craigtheintern]

@BunnyEarsWeb Celery

It's not good for anything else

[BunnyEars.com @BunnyEarsWeb]

Things you CAN'T make with an instant-pot:
- money
- amends for the sins of your past
- peace with the darkness in your heart
- me daNCE LIKE A FOOL FORGET HOW TO BREATHE SHINE LIKE GOLD

Things you CAN make with an instant-pot:
- everything else, why don't you have one yet