Spēncεr Cra¡guary

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[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

Good Morning America, the @MTA managed to fail us New Yorkers once again. New projected slogan:

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@OptimumHelp what is the deal with this unstable connection. Losing connection every few minutes for a while now. Went through all the troubleshooting with already. It has to be something on your end!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you for your endorsement, Joe Rogan—A great honor!

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

Did not Cardi B openly admit to drugging men and robbing them? This is who the Democrats pushed on the stage, reading off her phone the entire time. #weird #ElectionDay

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Rapper Cardi B says prices are way too high even for her, says Kamala “better not lie to me in my face.”

Cardi B said the comments in support of Harris but appears to have forgotten that prices soared 20% under Biden and Harris.

“I believe in every word that comes outta her mouth. She's passionate, she's compassionate, she shows empathy, and most of all, she's not delusional.”

“The cost of food and the cost of living is too high. D*mn, even high for me.”

“She told me that… so she betta not lie to my face.”

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@chrisvpreme Aye

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@mta has the @nypd focuses on fare evaders rather than the safety of the passengers. That should be scanning each train-car as trains pull in.

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@MTA making people play twice when they transfer at 86 because all 6 downtown trains are express is fucking ridiculous. Please should continue to hop with this BS you pull.

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@AskTU Why is the the primary method of support? Ridiculous how your virtual chat is pushing customers to social media!

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@TheFiyahGod

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@paramountplus why does your service suck so bad?! It gets stuck buffering ads or just don’t load the site! Fix it!

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

With the expulsion of George Santos from Congress, I am declaring a special election on February 13, 2024 to fill the vacancy and ensure continued representation for the residents of the Third Congressional District.

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@GovKathyHochul @MTA Horrible policy! Worst decision of your term.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Israel and Gaza are not two countries at war. Gaza is a territory under siege, where every aspect of life is controlled by Israel.

Palestinians didn’t break through a “border” to enter Israel. They destroyed a fence separating them from the homes they were forced out of.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Living paycheck to paycheck.
Just working to survive on edge.
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[Our Revolution @OurRevolution]

Congrats to @MoBreezy213 for winning tonight's primary for Onondega County Legislature! We love to see it!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

NYPD arresting a journalist for reporting on the protests after the killing of Jordan Neely.

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

@ChuckPlanetHum April Showers Bring May Flowers

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

Because she wouldn’t win in any state. We don’t even want her representing Da Bronx!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

AOC will not run for Senate in 2024, spokesperson says https://t.co/YLyWWYobxw

[Spēncεr Cra¡guary @Craiguary]

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