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[CR @crambo86]

@LeftySeparatist Shredder surely? Half of them look like Krang too 😂

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

What is a luxury belief?

The belief rich parents should pass on untaxed wealth, so money stays in the hands of the same few families forever.

The belief that it’s ok that Sunak pays a lower % of tax on his income than a nurse does because he “earns” it from wealth, not work.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

So delighted that prestigious news organisation @GBNEWS has quoted me in one of their news reports.

The bullying by Fiona Bruce was totally uncalled for!

I’m rather hoping after this, GB News might offer me my own show…😊🇬🇧

[CR @crambo86]

Another Brexit benefit. Companies like @ThreeUK charge you for roaming but only one roaming add on active at a time with only 2 options…

3 days for £10 or 14 days for £50

Scammers charging more per day the longer you want and not offering more flexibility 🙄

@ThreeUKSupport

[CR @crambo86]

Bob is back!

[Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing @MWGoneFishing]

Last ep this Sunday where we enjoy the Derbyshire Wye once again …and ice creams! 🎣 🍦 🐾
#gonefishing

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Penny Mordaunt

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Jonathan Ashworth, "Suella Braverman referenced Leicester as a failure for multiculturalism.. In a few weeks we will be celebrating Diwali.. One of the biggest Diwali events outside India.. Then we'll celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Visaki, Eid.. Don't use Leicester as a pawn in your game to become the next Tory leader" #BBCQT

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

After a bad night in Cyprus, it's all falling apart for Rangers. Yet again.

And the fans are taking it... badly.

Oh yes, it's a #Gers Fan Denial special...

[CR @crambo86]

@krassenstein Same energy.

Has her boyfriend released a statement yet?

[CR @crambo86]

@theJeremyVine Cycling along the road in the dark shining a light in your face for content on Twitter, hypocritical fanny

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Every Speech from the Tory Party Conference!

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

In 2014 Westminster said that if Scotland voted No then we would lead the UK.

Now, when the PM talks about investing in the North, most of Scotland doesn't even feature, he has quite literally wiped us off the map.

Westminster continues to fail Scotland time & time again.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

All this rhetoric for years about Britain being World beating and World leading. Countries all over the world can build high speed rail links, they’re literally everywhere. Britain is a World trailing, Wi-Fi doesn’t work on the train, and the train doesn’t work either, asset stripped, shithole

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[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family."

Why would Rishi Sunak want to do a thing like that?

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

FAO @SuellaBraverman

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

“Of course, it’s Labour policy to BAN dancing in the moonlight or indeed ANY kind of choreographed movement in ANY level of illumination”

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

I’ve got the technological knowhow of a beetroot, but every time I’ve changed phones my old WhatsApp messages have just automatically appeared on my new one.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

This is simply superb from @vicderbyshire. An absolutely sublime masterclass in how UK media should be holding these truth twisters to account