Melissa Silb

I am a very small girl on the internet.

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

why yes, I DO love this

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

the coronavirus emptying the stadiums and turned professional wrestling's high-octane zaniness into a taut and terrifyingly tense Beckett play

[Simplenote @simplenoteapp]

Simplenote is Back!

https://t.co/p99hLNZoky

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I definitely don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

finally bought the excellent HTTP: Learn Your Browser's Language zine by @b0rk
https://t.co/hygtOsb7GF

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

Don’t let the fact that you work from home as the only remote employee in your city stop you from making a slack channel for #[city]-office and aggressively making use of it.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

THE TWO NOTES APP NOTES

1) gum croix tommatos oreos ham

2) I have never claimed to be a perfect man. But recently allegations have come to light that paint me in a

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

TO FANS OF JEREMY RENNER:

jere asked that i release his statements on the closure of the jeremy renner app personally, in the nude.

this is not the end of the rennerssaince. to all the fans: have faith.

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

I didn't but I'm back anyway

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

did I come back to twitter only to say Kevin Hart is a moron?

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

even though my favorite is the merv griffin show, the #TopSeinfeldEP is The Contest, no contest (wakka)

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

@RachelWenitsky I hope this keeps happening forever

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

@mbennardo hell yes. I'd love to also

[Sneer Campaign @SneerCampaign]

The Muppets Take Dragon Dungeon https://t.co/b9bmmelQRX

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

@mbennardo Good question!

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

It's time for #tabbpizza if you are from tabb and need pizza, reply to this tweet and I will dm you to coordinate $20 for a pizza!!!

[Daniel Benneworth-Gray @gray]

The new Penguin adverts are perfect.

[Wonderella.bsky.social @wonderella]

What if instead of one movie or two movies Kill Bill was zero movies

[Melissa Silb @cramchowder]

Am I doing this right