Mark Olson

Cheese CEO. @[email protected]

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's imposter syndrome all the way down!"

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

"We are a nation of immigrants, & we must remember that precious aspect of our history & heritage" -JFK

"We must be a city on a hill, the eyesore in a darkened world, a refuge for those who cherish freedom & for those who seek refuge" -Reagan

"We're like a garbage can" - Trump

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

*sighs, taps the chart again*

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

You think it’s so easy to just walk off with the town’s geese? Try it and find out!

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

As a traveler, I'm both a proud American and a citizen of the world — and I've got a few thoughts on this coming election.

This election is deeper than partisanship. It's far more than Republican versus Democrat. In the future, big challenges like pandemics, refugees, and climate change will be blind to borders. They'll be everyone's problem and only solved by working together as a family of nations.

The world needs not American isolation, but American leadership. Not the chaos of Trump, but the stability of @KamalaHarris.

Of course, how you vote is your choice. But if you believe, as I do, in the importance of nations working together constructively, the stakes are really high...and the best candidate is clear. Register to vote today at https://t.co/ghTvEdFIEP — and encourage your travelin’ friends to do the same!

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Watch this. This is a remarkable piece of journalism from @newshour about what's actually happening in Springfield, Ohio, where JD Vance lied and said Haitians are eating cats.

No cat murder, no braindead teen gossip Facebook scaremongering — just the reality in this town.

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

2% of Harris supporters are like "fuck yeah we rigged it and we'll do it again"

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

Well this was hella fun.

[Swifties For Hope @Swifties4Hope]

We're wonderstruck that this incredible group will join us tomorrow to talk about how YOU can help get @kamalaharris, @Tim_Walz, and other down-ballot Democrats elected this November!

...We even have a few more friends to announce😱🌎🐕

Register➡️ https://t.co/IWNXKomx3f

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@CitizenCohn Georgia as well

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@hspter Fun times being a Georgian nowadays!

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

I still have a copy of the (previous?) last print edition somewhere. This is very exciting!

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

I have some very, very good news:

The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.

We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month if you sign up today.

It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it.

https://t.co/mvkqW88l4I

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

I just gave to Kamala Harris! https://t.co/853FB87rWS

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

You become responsible forever for what you’ve tamed.

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

After 15 months, April is now letting us pet her. But only after dark. We’re her human booty calls.

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

Just chilling today ✌️✌️ https://t.co/Ib1hhJCAjt

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@ncnewell So I’m also watching the Dutch version, and it’s great because they’re like

“Het ging goed, maar toen Holy Fuck”

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@ncnewell @freakandfraud Gross but probably right

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@ncnewell Rumors and leaks say no, but…. Gotta dream. Sure he’s the “most faithful faithful”, but he also might be playing the best. These people are utter novices compared to him.

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@ncnewell so, I need John to win. So so much.

[Mark Olson @mark_olson]

@TeanWitch the bobbing makes him so, so much more SICKO