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[bee @cranbries]

@GTheJoiner @BestMovieMom You’re amazingly stupid

[n x d @nxd1979]

Claire Denis had the perfect response

[Hey Mister @premiles_]

Waiter: Have you all visited us before?
Customer 1: I have
Customer 2: I haven't
Waiter: Well, welcome in and welcome back. Are specials are here, and drinks are on the back of the menu.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Graham Norton: what was it like on set

The Cyclops from The Odyssey: the scenery was stunning

Lee Mack: I bet you couldn't believe your eye

*Laughter, round of applause, Lee Mack & Cyclops shake hands*

Miriam Margolyes: I bet it must be hard to get parts, because of your eye

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

why is my fone dying!? i gotta get a new one emediately

[Lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[Eric Rahill @ericrahill]

Lisztomania … Phoenix in the AirPods .. have lost more money than I’m comfortable with but am meeting so many people my age

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

The unexamined life is probably fine. Don't overthink it

[The Munchler @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[k @lmkwhenurhome]

potentially my new best media ever

[dolltofall @dolltofall]

have been giggling about this infographic from group therapy for the last hour

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I knew it

[້ @cuntclave]

y'all keep leaving my goat out of these conversations let's see where you'll end up