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[🌝 @craneparty1901]

Reasons why my puppy has cried/growled/barked today:
- Breakfast not served quickly enough.
- He wasn’t allowed any more pieces of lychee.
- His bedding was changed.
- His paws were wiped after he walked in his poo.
- Screaming to be let out of his play pen. The door was open.

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

every single word makes this sentence worse 👍

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@monokichan @Aku__Addy Go ahead big brain failed doctor. Enlighten the great unwashed.

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@Tippinonfofos1 @KaylaSaysMore Your problems are not everyone else’s problems.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Do you ever close the messages app when the other person is typing to give them privacy

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

this is why jesus said so much stuff about knowing thy neighbours btw

[JT @jiratickets]

spent 5 hours automating a recurring weekly task that takes 2 minutes

[Bobble Bardsley @bobblebardsley]

How people can park outside my house in a 4-door car and then slam 25 doors will always be a mystery to me.

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

for a dollar name a different UK city

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@Uber_Support @Uber @UberEats Does the receipt match my order? Yes or no? Very simple question.

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@ubereats_uk I received the wrong order last night and your “customer service” agent refused to refund me. I sent photos of the receipt and order which clearly shows it’s wrong but they will not give me a refund. I need this addressed immediately.

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@Uber_Support @ubereats_uk @ubereats_uk @Uber_Support @Uber @UberEats Does the receipt match my order? Yes or no? Very simple question.

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@Uber_Support @ubereats_uk does the receipt match my order? Yes or no?

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@Uber_Support @ubereats_uk @Uber_Support does the receipt match the order I made? Yes or no?

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@Uber_Support No. Not acceptable. Here’s a simple question: does the receipt for what I received (yellow receipt) match the order I made (screenshot)? Yes or no?

[🌝 @craneparty1901]

@ubereats_uk Thank you, I’ve sent a DM.

[Jaack @Jaack]

Enzo red card… aw… couldn’t have happened to a bigger cunt

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

He should be banned from all future games man he's genuinely fucking unhinged

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Me waking up this morning knowing that Argentina lost the final