clee

2009 district 102 D.A.R.E. essay writing champion

[clee @cranjuicelover]

One time someone at work asked if I had any kids and I panicked and said “not that I know of”

[clee @cranjuicelover]

King Julien should start a podcast

[clee @cranjuicelover]

@el_cuush Hootie and the blowfish got the chop?

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Take your kids to work day today. You either die terrified of the child catcher or live long enough to see yourself become the child catcher

[clee @cranjuicelover]

I don’t care if this isn’t relateable because no one else’s parents made them watch “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” as a child. But this man, the child catcher, still haunts me to my core.

[clee @cranjuicelover]

@Xfinity getting ghosted now
This is so ridiculous

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Someone just called me, asked me what the issue was, then put me on hold for 18 minutes. @Xfinity put me out of my misery pl

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Love paying top dollar for @Xfinity for 5 years and it’s impossible to talk to a real person. Have to go like 4 days with no WiFi. What a joke!

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Love paying top dollar for @Xfinity for 5 years and it’s impossible to talk to a real person. Have to go like 4 days with no WiFi. What a joke!

[clee @cranjuicelover]

anteaters r crazy

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Didn’t get ID’d on wells street. I’m washed

[clee @cranjuicelover]

if petting service dogs is a crime lock me up

[clee @cranjuicelover]

@Anthropologie I just went to purchase my cart at 11:30CT and the cyber Monday sale is gone :((((
I checked and the sale was supposed to be up until midnight PT :(((((((
There’s no one available at customer service :(((((
It was a care package for a friend in school :((((((

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends like girl your dog is so good sis

[clee @cranjuicelover]

asking an uber driver for permission to sit in the front seat and they always react like you’re asking for permission to fuck their wife

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Whenever I see a man with super big arms I always assume they are battling some internal demons

[Leah @L_ren1]

I don’t tell my friends good morning/afternoon, nothing… I just start talking

[clee @cranjuicelover]

@el_cuush At least it’s an original

[clee @cranjuicelover]

Simple. @el_cuush got out of the water.

[Chicago Bars @chicagobars]

Just now in under 5 minutes the surf line at Foster Beach retreated 20 feet. Never seen that before. Can any of you proto @Skilling types explain?

[clee @cranjuicelover]

@hatchforsleep THANKS QUEENS

[clee @cranjuicelover]

@hatchforsleep “customer service is a dream”- LIES!!