beefc@ke

bringer of all things beefy and cakey

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

happy valentine’s day @OgieOglethorpe0

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

can’t wait to kiss t*mp next weekend #girlsnight

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

my boobs are really flopping around in the wind tonight i forgot to contain them

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

cranky farter has risen happy easter

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

another day, another reported musky tweet

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

someone broke into my car today and i know for a fact all they found were 5 different iud pamphlets and a drug store lipstick #girlcar

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

for the love of god when will someone just make me an advent calendar PLEASE

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

uh oh, big c*m is in town👀boutta act up

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

can someone grab me a pregnancy test at the store? i came home from work this morning and ate chips and salsa, a tuna packet and pickles … at 830

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

*i

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

i had a dream last night that u got jalen hurts number

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

i definitely meant cahoots

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

why do all my hoes hit me up on the same day and then ignore me on the same day … are they all in cohorts with eachother

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

all i want for christmas this year is jalen hurts

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

it must suck to be everyone that’s ever met albert but doesn’t get to cuddle with him whenever they want

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

i love when boys call me mean

[want a gf @plsfindmeagf]

people who Aren’t girls Piss me Off

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

i went on a date the other day and when he touched me i screamed

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

@krankyfarter is the sky blue

[beefc@ke @crankiefarter]

@muskyhuskyv_2 call me