VAMPIRE

[VAMPIRE @crankinglass]

@rosellam @lavionline Not as a teacher or any other “civil servant” position

[IMDB Cooper @Fiaclaa]

"Wall-E came out 13 years ago how are y'all still littering 😩" A Bug's Life came out 22 years ago how are y'all still not seizing the means of production

[VAMPIRE @crankinglass]

@StrangledIn_Ivy @animalcrossing I will do ANYTHING for a cooking update. But those tubes to travel across the island look really key

[VAMPIRE @crankinglass]

@StrangledIn_Ivy @animalcrossing I NEED my character to be in a Mario costume. Do you think there will be yoshi and toad ones too 🥺

[VAMPIRE @crankinglass]

@iambrowntown No you’re completely right... that is the epitome of what trapping is all about and they embodied it to the fullest.

[VAMPIRE @crankinglass]

@iambrowntown What always got me was when ppl’s parents went on vacation for a week and they called their empty house a “trap house”

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

Just watched a guy order the $98/lb. prosciutto and when the clerk said “Are you sure, it’s 98 dollars a pound,” the guy said “Fuck it, if not now when?” and frankly that’s the energy we should all take in these final days of this terrible year.

[umang @umkalra]

society is a scam made up by sociologists to sell more sociology

[zae @itszaeok]

the nintendo ds was innovation we had not seen since the industrial revolution.

[The Cherry Club @THECH3RRYCLUB]

pinterest is so calming..it’s the media without the social i love it there

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

THIS IS KINDA ICONIC AND IM LIVING FOR IT.

[Miss Sweetly @chrstnwhtly]

If I was the stylist who did those braids, this would be my marketing video.

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

For the historical record, the stages of quarantine have been:

1. Horniness
1b. Tiger King
2. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
3. Mass insurrection

[laila @Lwrathofkhan]

They criminalize the homeless so that they don’t have to house them. They criminalize drug addicts so that they don’t have to address substance abuse as a public health problem. They criminalize the poor so that they don’t have to address wealth inequality.

[VAMPIRE @crankinglass]

@kingkiio @StrangledIn_Ivy