Lizzy Lias

Offending people since 1979. I’m a buffet human.

[Lizzy Lias @crankycomic]

You know the feeling when all of your “good” underwear is dirty and you have to use the underwear in the bottom of your drawer that doesn’t fit right but you haven’t thrown it out?

That’s how I feel about this entire year.

[Pelham @Resist_05]

US just gave Israel another $3.5B to spend on weapons… because killing over 25,000 children isn’t enough for this genocidal regime…🇵🇸💔

[sarah @sahouraxo]

“Please stop the war. Palestinian children have done nothing wrong.”

This 99-year-old Japanese woman survived the US 1945 atomic bombing of Nagasaki in Japan.

Today she is calling for an end to Israel’s genocide against the Palestinian people.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

There has never been a war in history where 80% of the country has been destroyed, 100% of the population displaced, and 50% of the deaths children.

Call it what it is: GENOCIDE.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

U.S. Olympians are using their trip to the Olympics to get the basic preventative healthcare they can’t afford to get in the U.S.

We should be embarrassed that we’re the only industrialized country without universal healthcare — all because lobbyists pay off our politicians.

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

never reposted anything so fast

[Uppity Black Faerie Gothmother of Metal 🎃 @FountainPenDiva]

So let me get this straight:

Governor Walz made sure menstrual supplies were available in schools because he understands that period insecurity is real and that girls' periods are unpredictable and somehow I'm supposed to be upset by this????

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

ISRAEL KILLED THIS JOURNALIST AND HIS CHILD 💔

[PedsHemeDoc @PedsHemeDoc]

If you’re upset about the idea of kids getting tampons and lunch in school but not upset about them getting shot in school, you don’t actually give a crap about kids.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Israelis are on camera gang-r*ping prisoners

Israelis are on camera gang-r*ping prisoners

Israelis are on camera gang-r*ping prisoners

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Starvation - this is what it looks like.
Desperation - this is what it looks like.
Deprivation - this is what it looks like.

The look on this Palestinian child's face tells you everything you need to know.

[VoteVets @votevets]

Hey @JDVance, you have a lot of opinions on @Tim_Walz who honorably served our nation for 24 YEARS.

Where's your opinion on your running mate who dodged the draft 5 times, calls our war dead 'suckers and losers' and doesn't want to be seen with war-wounded?

We'll wait...

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

We now even have live videos of IDF terrorists ra*ping Palestinian hostages after they spent months accusing Hamas of ra*ping Israelis without proof. Every accusation is a confession. Every single one. Demons.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning new leak, this photo of Donald Trump and Kevin Roberts (the author of Project 2025) flying in Trump’s private jet has surfaced. Retweet to make sure everyone knows these two are inextricably linked.

[VoteVets @votevets]

📢Okay, folks. We’re setting the record STRAIGHT. Here’s @Tim_Walz record.

Retweet and save this image. Share it with EVERYONE lying about Walz.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

My favorite factoid about Tim Walz is that during his career as a high school teacher, in the same year, he coached the football team to a state title AND served as the faculty advisor for the school's first gay-straight alliance (GSA) club.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

This is unconstitutional. The freedom of expression in the first amendment includes what you wear. Anyone who believes in our constitution should oppose this wholeheartedly.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING:

Israel just killed photographer Mohamed Abu Saadeh and his family by bombing a tent where they had taken shelter in Khan Younis, Gaza.

Read that again.

They’re bombing tents full of refugees.

[flower⁷ @tulipstfu]

what in the WORLD did i just fucking read. WHAT. delivering A TRUCK FULL OF WHAT?????? WHAT. what the fuck

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Harris/Walz will give fourth graders free lunches, while Trump/Vance will force them to give birth. — It’s as simple as that.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Elon Musk’s daughter is savage😂