chris

hootin and hollerin

[ifok 🇬🇭 @ifoklo]

Shi getting serious

[🎃 BIG POPPA PUMPKIN 🎃 @ElHijoDelSimon]

we don't have to fight

[Maia @maiamindel]

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

[mariana @pastapilled]

I wish I could do that

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

oh

[hil @plume__]

dreamt i had to download the cilantro app to use my bunch of cilantro

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Healthy zucchini brownies” Did you know that our lives are short & beautiful & someday they will find your bones & no one will be able to tell, from your skeleton, what sweetnesses you stole from yourself?

[craig lunch @USAskillissue]

i’m just never gonna find a job

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

basketball player whose “signature” move is smirking at the ball and going “heh, this old thing…” before shooting

[dopce @chromesandwich]

The invention of zero would've pissed me off, "we have real numbers to focus on" something I'd say

[Eddie @chacaranda]

All creatures of our God and King

[Seizures @5eizures]

sorry man you can just toss that in the back

[🤍skin 𖣐 destroyer🦴 @gloomingly]

being paranoid is so much fun. They're going to get me

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure