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@melbournefc That’s horrible. Gutless behaviour. People need to grow up. Hope your team mates are otherwise enjoying their win. Was a great game 👏

[Peter Dynes @PGDynes]

The Anthropocene has reduced a majestic animal to scavenging through human rubbish as its natural environment is destroyed.

[Eric Weiss 🤘💀 @ZombieRiot]

When you've been dead for decades but a cat walks by your grave.

(via otisandjr on IG)

[Scafe says wear a gd mask @erinscafe]

I can’t stop laughing at this

actual tears are running down my face https://t.co/7Tj4qCUDA7

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@natperryperry I only just realised the other day that getting called a Cadbury is because it’s a glass and a half like the chocolate to get you drunk.

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Went and got a Thai massage the other day and she fucked me up so bad I have a cracked rib 😂

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@stringDTD I hope so.

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That molten hot sliver of tomato in a toastie that falls on your chin, will forever be my enemy.

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@lochlanwatt Omggggg I’m so glad you know him too. The dude is a wild man. He was almost naked in the rain the other day in the middle of the road stopping traffic. Actually scared to walk around that area.

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@stringDTD What’s a Juul?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

When I get around to launching my rap career I will pioneer "respect tracks" - songs where you talk about how great another rapper is and they try to one-up you by praising you in return

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@natperryperry I wish I could say I don’t know what this feels like haha like if you even talk some food might just slip out of your mouth.

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What a sad day. One of the most genuine humans. You always made time for anyone. My heart hurts knowing now you felt this bad. RIP Shane. ❤️

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@danielle__belle Sweet dreams. Dat u.

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@danielle__belle Hahaha oh man. I know your exact struggle. I’m sleeping on the couch again because I can’t get to sleep because of the thought! I’m convinced he is going to crawl through the window.

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I love spiders but just saw the scariest looking one of my life and it was less than 10cm from my pillow, even though the window is shut now I’m still sleeping on the couch. It was gnar. 🕷 exactly like that but HUGE and like cleaning it’s legs. I’m rattled.

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@natperryperry @LukeyDTD Any baby would be so lucky to interact with you Nat 😇

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@stringDTD @LukeyDTD I’m sure it wouldn’t always suck but it would depend on how creepy the person was versus my abilities to stop and chat.

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@danielle__belle Haha 😂 mmm dirty and gross I agree. Grimey.

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@LukeyDTD I hate any excuse for some random to talk to me and that one looks like the worst. Just saw it happen on the tram.