crashez

Decided to come back to Twitter after a very long sabbatical.

[crashez @crashez]

Hey @UPS why does your guy have to toss my porch goose and investment account checks on my porch like this???
Be kind, you never know what’s in those boxes or envelopes.

#porchgoose #ups #baddelivery #whatdidido

[crashez @crashez]

Hey @ChipotleTweets your rubber quesadilla with the wrong salsa sucks. We put together a lunch order for the office and against my better judgement I participated. Your people can’t even put the right color salsa in there. #shitpotle #shameonme

[crashez @crashez]

@xRedPillNPCx @DudespostingWs No you didn’t. There’s nowhere on the border (Duluth/Superior) with cliffs that high. Either it was in Minnesota, or Wisconsin. But not on the border.

[Ted @tlschwerz]

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[crashez @crashez]

@JeremyRoss77 @VitalVegas Die at work? Like fell over and ceased to exist while behind the bar?

[crashez @crashez]

@mkdanddog @DeRushaJ @alphanews No, your comment was that the “Rocks and Cows” people are idiots because of where you think they get their news. Your comment was super ignorant. @MNUpNorthLakeG1

[crashez @crashez]

@mkdanddog @DeRushaJ @alphanews Your comment is incredibly judgmental, despite your profile bio saying you aren’t.

[crashez @crashez]

@compujeramey It made it to St Croix County too.

[crashez @crashez]

@OfficialBuck103 @Kyliesmiley1990 Maybe you’re a fair weather player who enjoys a far too fat salary…

[crashez @crashez]

@OfficialBuck103 @GriffisDayson @PhilKerber @JGoetzPBR @coryjmccartney @JBrownPG @josh_elander Unlike you, who misses over half the season …

[crashez @crashez]

@KennethOooos @MIAuniverse @elonmusk Funny how those accounts don’t exist. Keep fueling the lefts bs narrative.

[crashez @crashez]

@Rich__Photos @MarcTwinCities @MinneapolisPD Don’t forget @MayorFrey too. Or @Tim_Walz and @keithellison either. I’m sure there are others I have left out.

[crashez @crashez]

Hey @Grubhub and @amazon talk about a solid first impression of GrubHub+ for Prime members! I can’t wait to #tryagain

[crashez @crashez]

@MSP_Traffic People have been driving like idiots lately. Not shocking.

[crashez @crashez]

@ModistBrewing @thesinglewing Inject politics into business like the governments wants to force you to inject yourself with a vaccine that doesn’t do shit and you both lose. #boycottmodistbrewing

[crashez @crashez]

@sarah_r_gwin @ModistBrewing Too bad Omicon loves the vaccinated, and the vigilant vaccinated are 3.7x more likely to spread Omicron than the uncaxxed per liberal @NPR

[crashez @crashez]

@aagon @ModistBrewing You’re just as brainwashed as @ModistBrewing …. Even @NPR would laugh at this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[crashez @crashez]

@ModistBrewing Do you accept vaccine microchips too?

[crashez @crashez]

@ModistBrewing Day late and dollar short, but let’s pander anyways…. You have read that vaccinated people are 3.7x times likely to spread Covid right? That’s from @NPR