crashsuit

Comics drawer. Creator of @BunsAndWieners & @ThePFMC. Bad idea machine. #cybergang

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

Want to give your indoor cat a religious experience? Pick it up, walk outside for ten seconds, and go back inside

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

those "find the matching pairs" books I did as a kid ended up being good practice for when I have to put away ten pairs of nearly identical socks from my laundry

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

Told my son that Christmas Island is just Easter Island with giant Santa hats

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@bnystedt word up, b-town

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

My superpower is I never lose anything in the dryer

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

I'm kind of rediscovering my own personal style lately. In related news I just ordered 4 hawaiian shirts, cowboy boots, and a fez.

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@_asfonseca @Marks_Tech Haven't computers been doing this for ages? And we don't hear this kind of noise about that. I expect this kind of thing will become more common on phones as mobile processors get more powerful.

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@BradBritton @mmargaretroc Once, Zhuang Zhou dreamed he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering about, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know that he was Zhuang Zhou. Suddenly he woke up and thought "what if I drew a comic where the butterfly farted lol"

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@Overboss2277 @extrafabulous

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

SANitized? No these chairs have been MANitized. We dunked them in lava, rubbed them in our armpits, and threw them 62 yards for a hail Mary touchdown

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@TheNintendoLink just FYI, as of November, Warframe on Switch is only 12 or 13GB these days, not 25

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

Happy new years! Here is a picture of my smörgåstårta

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

If you love Webster so much why don't you Miriam

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

When I die, I hope it's in some sort of explosion, the kind that makes news stations use terms like "for miles around" when describing my remains

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

Dry salami is okay but have you ever tried dipping it in water first

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

My 13 year old son informs me that when he grows up he's going to open a cock n balls museum

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@razer add me to the pile of people who spent ten minutes trying to check out, then had the mask removed from cart, then got the in stock email after it was sold out

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@Razer beep boop it's me the bot who bought your stock before humans could, can I have my mask now pls

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

@razer regular Joe here who just wants to buy your new mask, but only getting 404s. No hate but the mad rush was surely foreseeable.

[crashsuit @crashsuit]

Hear me out: political cartoons, but drawn anime style