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[. @crashsystems]

I’m officially joining the Twitter exodus. I have no desire to use a site owned by the sorry excuse for a human Musk. I’m keeping this account so no one else can claim the account name.

[Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill]

Am I the only one for whom "developer velocity" rankles due to its implication that software engineers are somehow projectiles?

[Very Sleepy @shitweasel666]

This is the best rip on this flag yet

[Ryan Castellucci @ryancdotorg]

Found on /r/sysadmin, presented without comment.

[Clint Shryock @ctshryock]

OH:

> Works on my machine!

< Backup your e-mail, your machine is going in production

[. @crashsystems]

If using JS to construct your DOM, the function that does this should be called in onunload. </sarcasm>

[. @crashsystems]

@_ashleyelise Perl? Why would you do that to yourself?

[. @crashsystems]

I really need a good excuse to try out Redis and EventMachine.

[. @crashsystems]

How is it I'm the only person I know of that has heard of the book "The Computer Contradictionary?"

[. @crashsystems]

Anyone know of a good source of locally roasted coffee in the Santa Clara area?

[. @crashsystems]

@_ashleyelise Wait, so now webcam is a verb? When did this happen?

[. @crashsystems]

Behold, the high lord of derp (CC @Gillis57): http://t.co/T4EWLx2s

[. @crashsystems]

@terinjokes Galaxy Nexus. There was an Ubuntu laptop next to me that had no problems.

[. @crashsystems]

Turns out tethering an Apple computer with an Android phone doesn't work that well. Go figure.

[Chris Oliver @excid3]

Show me on the doll where the PHP touched you.