Christopher Ravnos

[Christopher Ravnos @Craven]

@RamsesTassel

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I think I’m in love

[Christopher Ravnos @Craven]

@SkyThePony1 @RamsesTassel The fuck?

[Christopher Ravnos @Craven]

@SweetMeggyB @TrashStrait @SocialistSocra1 @CultOfGalarBird @Esclope_69 @ajbabyboi I'm curious why you feel those are bad things. His wife understood his goal then if you do now. Can two consenting adults 'breed' to achieve a desired result?

I had a similar conversation about modifying DNA in a fetus to restore hearing or sight. Are you opposed to that also?

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@hrmqueenscarlet @ronnui_ Why did Twitter think this was "sensitive content"?

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@CountingCrows OH! I remember the Country Crows! They were great!

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@McD_EastIowa Come on, McDonalds, I know the song starts with '2 all-beef patties' but they need to be separate on the sandwich. #stackfail

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@SamsungMobile Rugby, S4, Note 4, S5, S7, Note7, Note8, S9+ - 6+ years, thousands of dollars later and I'm officially done with your company. Fix your terrible customer service or I certainly won't be the last.

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@someecards For when you're too high to chew.

[Jimmy Shaw @roadkill3x]

My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitches in tampon commercials.

[_ZEROYAL PUNTED CUNT TORNADO PUDDING @SaraESpivey]

A little ditty about Jack & Diane that you may NOT know is that they were cousins.

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Nothing makes a mundane object seem as terrifyingly dangerous as putting it in the hands of a baby.

[lisa @lbourgoo]

soup of the day: whiskey.

[Christopher Ravnos @Craven]

If you ever have the choice between entering a cave shaped like a giant dinosaur mouth or eating a cheeseburger, choose the cheeseburger.

[iRowlf @iRowlf]

If you ask a cop how to hot-wire a police helicopter, he has to tell you.

[Christopher Ravnos @Craven]

I had a great story about where I've been for the last 6 years, but sadly I'm now out of letters. See you all in 2019!

[Christopher Ravnos @Craven]

Going to get some food.