lisa

here for the crushes

[lisa @lbourgoo]

@joelissler MOREOVER

[adam @brokeangeI]

*hasnt felt like myself in years*

me: must be the moon😌✨💅🏻

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

I tried to call myself a “moody bitch” but my phone said “moody birch” and now this is how I picture me and all my moods

[lisa @lbourgoo]

Sorry I forget to tweet when I’ve had an edible because I’m too high to think.

[lisa @lbourgoo]

@CiaraHaunts Tell me

[lisa @lbourgoo]

🙌🏼😂

[lisa @lbourgoo]

When u think the band is sound checking but they’re actually playing their music the whole time??... fucking hipsters.

[lisa @lbourgoo]

You know you’re hella high when you don’t realize you ate half the bag of veggie straws.

[lisa @lbourgoo]

my horoscope says don’t worry about a man or money.. it will come, yet the rest of my life says you’re broke and alone, so someone let me know when the stars align for me k

[lisa @lbourgoo]

@pffeffernickle @hurlarious Please finally visit mr hashtag brand hurlarious

[lisa @lbourgoo]

What’s happening?
I’m over here just getting called out for not getting high enough. That’s what’s up.

[lisa @lbourgoo]

I wonder if my friend can tell I’m accidentally high off an edible I kind of didn’t mean to eat.

[lisa @lbourgoo]

ever think that blondes look better without makeup than brunettes?
#ediblethoughtsbylisa

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

Save money on a therapist and go to Target and read all the advice on the throw pillows.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I would rather rip my fucking teeth out trying to remove a price tag before having to get my ass off the couch to get a pair scissors.

[Andie @SleepyHazel]

I present to you, my life in gif form

[lisa @lbourgoo]

@pffeffernickle Who are you??

[lisa @lbourgoo]

@pffeffernickle Noms hey?

[lisa @lbourgoo]

WTH Cheating me out every other day @Starbucks 🙄🙄