⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️

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𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐈𝐕 • 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲/𝐬𝐡𝐞 🏳️‍⚧️🌱 𝐱𝐯𝐱

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

starting a Children of Bodom cover band called Children of Scrotum where all the songs are exactly the same but our balls are hanging out the entire time

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

my full legal name is Xinderax, Cruel Dragon of the Blackest Night

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

twitter user josferatu reveals they're not getting bottom surgery and that they have a nice dick

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

they should combine those long distance sex toy apps with smart light apps so you can control other people's lights from far away
they'd be like "omg my house is haunted!!"

and you'd be like "no silly it's just a harmless halloween prank haha :)"

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

if my voice sounded like Hunter Schafer's i would never shut up

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

@purplemossclump it fuckin rocks
i've only seen it once but i've always wanted to rewatch it
then i saw it in the video store super cheap so i had to pick it up

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

treated myself today

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

went in the video sto to go look at horror films (obvs) and they immediately started playing Ethel Cain when i walked in

just call me a trnny and get it over with
damn

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

good morning my friends ✨️

gonna walk around the city for a bit until i get bored
maybe i'll look for some yummy vegan good

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

@Saucecore happy birfday!

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

Judiciary and Guilt Trip were very fun in Manchester last night

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

just ate some cookies

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

@Digital_Fr0t i have some left!
i can share 🥺

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

just ate some cookies

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

literal Monster truck outside the hardcore show

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

no one here knows i'm josferatu from twitter

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

going out soon
bye x

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

you have my full attention

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hunter Schafer reveals that she is starring in an upcoming vampire film for A24.

Also starring Emma Corrin, Havana Rose Liu, Sophie Wilde, Fabien Frankel and Josh Hutcherson.

(Source: @AcademyMuseum)

[⚔️𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲⚔️ @crawlback2god]

@smallflamexvx thank youuu!! 🖤

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.