“S’quiet around here.. Oh no, that guy is stealing girls purs—Nevermind he fell and broke his nose in front of a cop.
Man, criminals’re gettin’ boring.”
/ haha get it bc felicia just wants to fuck all the time, haha do you guys get it????
i hope one day this characterisation of her is dropped, it’s incredibly frustrating.
“The usual. My rent went up, not sure how I’m gonna deal with that. Bruised ribs that ache every time I sneeze. Had to deal with Vermin and he’s always so gross.”
Huh, there’s that vein again.
“How else did I get it? 𝘠𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘩, tough crowd. What’s got you so prickly? Something I said?”
Toying with his mask instead, spinning the empty fabric around on her finger.
Somewhere, he can hear MJ cackling.
Somewhere else, he can see May’s disapproving head shake.
Quit ganging up on me, ladies—
Great, he’s imagining things now.
Chewing the side of his cheek while staring at his entirely 𝗿𝗲𝗱 laundry. Must’ve accidentally threw his mask in with his whites.
Tut. He hasn’t done that since the college days.
“Oh man, this feels like a bad omen.”
“Whatever ya’ say, Fel’.”
Sure, but the others don’t know her like he does—and he knows that she isn’t actually as spoiled as she puts out there.
He’s always got a lecture in the bank for her, but it doesn’t feel all that relevant right now. There’s aaaalways time though.——————
“Hey, I earned this ego!”
She protests, hands flailing up towards the sky. Getting what you want when you want it, most of the time, tends to have that effect on a girl. Other people call that spoiled.
Well, they aren’t so bad on her end either. She likes seeing him, usually. >