Colin

May your jams never weep into your sponges.

[Colin @crawlin]

We can make up crazy stories too: How about Trump is really an alien from Saturn. That's why his skin and hair never looks right. It's the outer skin the alien wears to walk among us. That also explains why he eats nothing but Oreos, MacDonalds, KFC and Dominos pizza.

[Colin @crawlin]

@stoolpresidente thanks Dave

[Colin @crawlin]

@AdamParkhomenko GN sounds exactly like Wayne Coyne

[Colin @crawlin]

@MarxistBunch bullshit. abortion is basically illegal in FL now.

[Colin @crawlin]

Big shout-out to every liberal still bashing the democratics. If you had voted for those boring centrists, you wouldnt have Kavenaugh, you wouldnt have Amy Coney Barret, you wouldnt have Desantis, and the passage of the abortion ban yesterday never would have happened.

[Colin @crawlin]

@SpeakerPelosi I can't read that without the song popping into my head.

[Colin @crawlin]

I literally opened this app to see if I still could

[Colin @crawlin]

ok @thedeaddeads want a name #WhatsYourDeadName

[Colin @crawlin]

@DavidCornDC they've apparently moved on to criticizing the Biden admin for not doing enough. Zero culpability or understanding cause and effect.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Sooo…it appears the Supreme Court believes their opinions have a fundamental right to privacy…

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We could protect Roe tomorrow, but Sinema refuses to act on the filibuster. Until that changes she can take a seat talking about “women’s access to health care.”

Hold everyone contributing to this disaster accountable, GOP & Dem obstructionists included. She should be primaried.

[Colin @crawlin]

Notice crickets from all those "cool" libertarians today. At least the nutjobs in the GOP stand for something, even if it's something terrible. #SaveRoe #prochoice #KeepAbortionSafeAndLegal

[Colin @crawlin]

@GeorgeTakei Sure. we keep the constitution, bill of rights, system of laws, federal govt, elections, etc. and they can start over from scratch with their lying, racist old man making up all the rules.

[Colin @crawlin]

https://t.co/6ZTIz61BWG

[Colin @crawlin]

. . . so I check Twitter. Gotta feed that addiction y'know.

[Colin @crawlin]

@GeorgeTakei all "silicon valley" has to do is de-platform them.

[Colin @crawlin]

@JaxPeel aw man. my slogan for Quincy is on there: "Quincy! The Brooklyn of Tallahassee."

[Colin @crawlin]

@SarahKSilverman i grew up eating rutabaga because WW2 happened, but these clowns wont make the slightest adjustment in their lives to help the country.

[Colin @crawlin]

@lo_IVanic_lo @SenSanders not by alot. many poor rural communities in the United States dont have access to healthcare