Phaphama Mahamba

I don't fight on Twitter. I won't sustain injuries and have battle scars from fighting anonymous creatures.

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

This home is screaming out for a barn or a large shed for keeping our mfucumfucu

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

I bought this chicken from this butchery thinking ngumleqwa kanti li Damian. Ayimbi, ayimbi le nto .... khange ileqwe tu. I'm so disappointed in this butchery & myself

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@Jshosjho @_GhettoSmurf Unoba ucingba wafundiswa ngubani ukubhadla ngaphandle kwala mama? Waphekwa pha lona, qha la ma'am zange ayiqonde la mbiza iyavuthwa

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@LudidiVelani Uxolo Veve, iqaqamba more xa abantu ubazi. Eneneni ininzi into efuna ukulungiswa, sithi, ngamapolisa, lilizwe, etc etc

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Inja yam uNjandini does all these 'indanduluko zovuyo' whenever food is coming its way. Iyandiphoxa maarn le nja, indijongisa ngabantu & has broken its chains jumping for joy, mayiyiyeke le nto

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Nank'umntana endenza ngathi ndingufinyafuthi angamqhatha. Akandazi uba andenziwa noba kanjani ndingaqhwakrazi. I hate dealing with this kind of nonsense but I do

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Yo, usebenzile uMvelo

[Myekameister @siyabulelatonon]

The difference is that my work pays me to endure the toxicity while church wants me to pay for the toxicity. 🤣🤣🤣

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

I can't wait for the next installment of #ShakaIlembe .... When is it coming back to our screens?

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Inzima into yaseTyholomi, I suspect there's a serious phara phaya who not just takes cables but whole substations. Always without electricity & when they do, we can't use our phones cause our cellphone tower is in that area. Xelani la mavukuvuku abanjwe sizohlala kamnandi

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@pmcafrica Where's the third? Udikwe udikwe umama.... Zintombi ezindala ezingevayo ngo2026.... Wuuu Shem ndiyazisizela kodwa...

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Aph'eDutywa andikaboni nenye poster ye political party, kuqhubeka ntoni? Elections mos kulenyanga ingapha kwale ingapha kwezayo. Sendibone rally yeSACP qha kufacebook

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@LudidiVelani Wena ndiyakukrokrela waba nguNondaba kuba uzithanda indaba wena kuqala. Siyavuya thina kuba siziphakelwa zishushu

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Nearly went to bed on an empty stomach cause I was lazy to cook. Then I remembered, I bought popcorn weeks back, now I'm on it like a bear on stilts

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

Been trying to get electricity we bought a while back from @Eskom_SA... Been sending messages from 11/08, it's now the 18/08 & still no luck. All those people who get better service from this company must give us the heads up, mna I struggle to get anything from them Shem

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

If this appears on your timeline kindly repost. A female e-hailing driver was robbed of her belongings, but the brave woman remained remarkably calm throughout the ordeal. If you recognise this criminal, call the nearest Police Station.

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@ratow07 Uze ekhohlakele umfura, ingase uthi mnxm

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

I wonder wayaphi la mntana wayendimonela ngoba kuthwe ndingutishala ngabantwana bakaMaDlamini. Abantwana bathi tishala kum yena busy ubaxelela uba andingotishala. Ungenaphi? Xa abantwana bendipha iqhuzu yena Hayibo uyaloxutha. Khohlakala usemncinci, TSI

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@plaasboer_shane @Dispatch_DD @MYANC Hayibo ingenaphi iANC apha? Makabanjwe lo, abhatale imali kagov, kunye nalo principal na kakade. Basibhanxelani, worse abantwana besikolo

[Phaphama Mahamba @craykabini]

@LudidiVelani 😂😂 Hayibo Zi mince-we zafakwa kwi sausage? Yhini oNjandini bethu