Joshua Aylsworth

[kuz @kylekuzma]

This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content.

A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building.

Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn’t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work.

Don't fall for distractions

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport @VerizonNews

Going on 7 hours. This is an embarrassment.

[Verizon News @VerizonNews]

We are aware of an issue impacting service for some customers. Our engineers are engaged and we are working quickly to identify and solve the issue.

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@JeromeWinns @CharlesSchwab You nailed it. I'm really trying to make it work, because I don't feel like going through the hassle of changing. But, I may need to consider alternatives like @Fidelity

#FreeMyHistoricalData

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

#TDAmeritrade app >>> @CharlesSchwab app

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

Just the latest wtf moment with @CharlesSchwab. Earlier this week the mobile app limited login, while the desktop worked just fine. Bring back #TDAmeritrade

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

We'll say it. The best second baseman in baseball.

#ForTheLand

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

Jordan took a break, Barry retired, Calvin Johnson Retired, Andrew Luck retired, Gronk took a break.
All at the height of their careers.

Sometimes a MFer is just tired bruh. 😂

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

I remember this day at #Browns practice vividly. Belichick invited his good friend Bon Jovi to watch practice and join in. There’s Nick Saban in the foreground too, before he became arguably the greatest college football coach of all time

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@DMPulleyAuthor @wkyc Your choice :)

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

Most Ks through 3 appearances of a season since 1893:

1973 Nolan Ryan 37
2018 Gerrit Cole 36
2020 Shane Bieber 35
2021 @ShaneBieber19 35

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

😂Happy Saturday everyone😂😂

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@thaldeman17 @TonyGrossi

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@skutlelemur @BurdsIVue

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@BurdsIVue Perfect timing. Here is the #1 anti-analytics person out there. It's like he's rooting for the Browns to lose because he can't get past his own arrogance and just wants to say he's right. That and he's rooting for Baker to fail.

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@BurdsIVue It's that the Browns could have and should have had him last year. What fun it is right now!

[b cunningham @BurdsIVue]

Browns fans: they should be winning bc of their run game!
*Browns win bc of their run game*

Browns fans: ok yes but also they should be winning bc of their QB!
*Baker goes 19-29, 258 yds, 2 TDs with a QB rating of 116 & hasn't thrown a pick in weeks

Browns fans: no

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Nick Chubb tossed that man 😳

(via @thecheckdown)

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@BurdsIVue @jonobrien614 Now, you just stop right there with data when you can use emotion instead. #CognitiveBias #sarcasm

[Joshua Aylsworth @CrayZJosh]

@BurdsIVue I've always thought he and Baker had good chemistry and that there was a ton if upside with him. Any idea why Kitchens and now Stefanski continue to treat him as a last resort?