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[xtina @crazalas]

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[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

One thing I always say: you can’t play stupid and smart at the same time....

[xtina @crazalas]

Justice for @iammrssamuels !! They are all just jealous bc you’re fab #rhop

[xtina @crazalas]

“I want to EMPOWER WOMEN” as you proceed to shit all over Monique’s life offering 0 support whatsoever and then give Candiace a green light to start a fight with Karen at your event, which was also intended to empower women... very conflicting vibes, Dr. Wendy 🙄 #RHOP

[Penny Lane @asyiah45]

im in a serious fight with my cuticles

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

As soon as you put the paper straw in the smoothie the clock starts ticking. you have 2 minutes to drink that smoothie before the smoothie drinks your straw

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

lighting a candle won’t technically solve all your problems but wouldn’t you rather cry in a room that smells like “sweater weather”

[Taylor Carlyle @tweetTEEEbird]

Honestly my biggest struggle right now is that I can’t commit to writing the number two with the little squiggle or like a normal two. I appreciate all the support at this difficult time.

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

“you sure you gonna be able to stay up and watch the movie?”

me: yeah i’ll be good

also me 3 minutes into the movie: https://t.co/H3N1Hvhgkv

[Shannon Ford @ShannonNoelFord]

I am the level of scaredy cat bitch that gets shampoo in her eyes 2 times a week from opening them mid wash because I’m certain a serial killer is staring at me through the shower curtain ready to kill me

[Skoog @Skoog]

no one has both:

1. a sense of humor
2. dopamine

[xtina @crazalas]

Please figure out your issues @wmata you are ruining my life

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times.

[The business bitch @sikunikudumo_x]

I act fine and all but deep down, I wish I was Stormi

[xtina @crazalas]

I'm going to Southern Skyline Grand Ball 2018 @ssgrandball @XorbiaTickets Get Tix: https://t.co/TRbCDHJohU