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aelfgar just hands it to g'raha (who also fails to open it)
chaanqa would offer to help but a very frustrated ta'rhiki jump up & down & yell "I can do it!!" before falling over with a crash somehow. 4 dead 10 injured etc
for some inexplicable reason, your WoL is hvg trouble w opening a goddamn fuckin shitty jar of jam. YOU JUST WANT TOAST & JAM. WHY'S THIS SO HARD?!
who's your WoL calling for help? #wolqotd
Ichika'd call Thancred, he'll prolly call Urianger, who'll fix our problem w science✨
@MuseofWriting words truly. fail me. nothing had even happened yet. it was 41 minutes of (incredibly bad) set up. we watched barbie mermaid power (a movie I spent the entire time suspecting was written by ai) a couple days ago and I can say with confidence that is a better movie
we made it 41 minutes and 32 seconds into the school of good and evil before we finally cracked and gave up because it is THAT bad. frankly I proud we got that far
wol: i fought shiva
everyone in the game: okay cool glad u didn’t die
haurchefant: YOU FOUGHT THE PRIMAL SHIVA????? YOU INCREDIBLE MAN???? WOULD THAT I COULD HAVE FOUGHT BY YOUR SIDE BUT I WAS FORCED TO WAIT- /CONDEMNED-/ TO WONDER AT THE FATE OF A DEAR FRIEND FOR AN ETERNITY??