Silly Cee

Beauty is nice to look at, but funny makes you feel good about the world.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[ً @artfuIchaos]

just because i prefer to be kind doesn’t mean I won’t slap the fuck out of you.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Graham, McConnell, and Trump would be a best trifecta in world history.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

since Trump is now referring to us as
“Dumb-ocrats,” i propose that we start calling his party “Rape-ublicans.”

[jezz @JezziiB]

On America’s 250th birthday, remember that less than 6 months ago, civilians were executed on the street in broad daylight in a U.S. city occupied by armed federal agents in masks.

[David @Justtdavid_]

I take inconsideration very personal because I would never do that to you

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Me thinking about 20 years ago how I used to buy ringtones. Fast forward to now and I’ve had my phone on silent for about 10 years 😭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans don't own July 4th.
Republicans own January 6th.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but you have to admit: he should go fuck himself.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

Gays are not interested in making other people gay, but straight people are interested in making gay people straight
So who is forcing their sexuality on others

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Like clockwork, MAGA is all up in my comments telling me that Trump will sue me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear…

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Corporate greed is Tim Cook, the billionaire Apple CEO, claiming that hiking prices on Apple products by over $200 is "unavoidable" after it made $112 billion in profits last year & spent $310 billion on stock buybacks.

These price hikes aren't unavoidable. They're unacceptable.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

tbh i can never sympathise with men. how are you still a loser in a system that has literally favoured you over everyone and everything since the dawn of time ????

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

All the “I’m not voting because both sides are bad” people can fuck off

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Opinion: It all started going bad when people began idolizing billionaires instead of treating them like the greedy, resource-hoarding, human-exploiting, planet-destroying sick fucks they really are.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's really funny how debt is forgivable when it's tied to yachts, hedge funds, or failed businesses, but suddenly becomes a character flaw when it's tied to education, healthcare, or survival.

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.