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[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

@Fastoolie It’s embarrassing. The amount of people who would die to work at barstool. They should not be there if they can’t pass that test. That should be pre employment work….

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

@miasweitz Need @DannyJConrad on the case!!!!!

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

Failure is not defeat until you stop trying....

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

@CaitieSadieLady Never enough...

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

This is my life rn, in the exact words:

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S "LESS EFFICIENT" TO RAPIDLY SWITCH BETWEEN 6 DIFFERENT TASKS WHILE GETTING NONE OF THEM DONE IT IS BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE WHICH IS JUST EATING CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND FEELING BAD.

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

@elonmusk @westcoastbill It says they are not representative of the actual numbers... it says it right on the bar graph

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

do u guys think handshakes will exist after 2020

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

I‘m gonna be shakira when I grow up.

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

Definitely a 9 hr/night person

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

I’ll be here, watching this, for no good reason besides the fact that I support other adults who look like they could be children...@mulaney

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Yes, @mulaney made a children's musical comedy special (on purpose!) and you're going to love every minute.

John Mulaney and The Sack Lunch Bunch premieres December 24th.

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

When we all fall asleep where do we go?

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

It’s snowing 🌨 ❄️ 😬

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

Today a very old lady told me to “brush my hair once in awhile” and then I finger gunned her, Bc, she’s not wrong. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

Today is a negative zero

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

“Change is more than pennies laying on the floor inside a well
You cross my mind, do not apologize for being fine as hell” 🎼

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

Someone just reminded about the time I was holding my niece when she her umbilical chord fell out.... talk about human birth control.

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

I NEED TO PHONE A FRIEND RIGHT NOW AND NO ONE IS FUCKING AVAILABLE. #panicmode

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

I need to stop using salad to fix all my problems.

[crazy_trayn @crazy_trayn]

You gotta jump in to swim.