Seagraves

Lucky to be a super average middle aged mother, wife, daughter, sister, lawyer.

[Seagraves @crazybigchick]

@stuhaas @wottheberry I used to do that every morning, but people got upset! You wouldn’t believe how many times people flipped me off and shouted to put the d*** book down as I drove by them. I got tired of explaining to the children what all those new words meant, so I had to switch to podcast.

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@DeclanDas @FOX13News In the English language “they” or “them” is appropriate when the gender is unknown. It’s concerning to see the long-term effects that years of underfunding public education are beginning to have on our communities and society as a whole.

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@h2orodeo @Frogvisor @MAGAVoice https://t.co/YxfU05G8J1

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@MAGAVoice This is the weirdest toll page 🤣 constantly on the President not giving him a moment of peace.

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@KhanSaba1278 I’m more annoyed at the assumption that 6pm is some sort of universal dinner time than I am about someone mowing.

[Seagraves @crazybigchick]

@EpicClipVault Looks like he has an amazing wife too! Look at all those beautiful children she has made! Bad ass family all around ❤️

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@Kristinartz Take notes!

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@Babywwir Whelp I’m officially an old lady! lol all 20 for me too.

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@katmaryb Make breakfast burritos the next morning!

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@JoeMurrayLaw @JoJoFromJerz Oh no. Not a turn off. How will she ever go on with her life not turning on @JoeMurrayLaw? 🙄🙄🙄

[Seagraves @crazybigchick]

@GrantCardone She spent $11 million to feed people. Why not do the same?

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@FLSERT It never hurts to video the contents in your home in the event you are impacted and the insurance company needs an itemized list. A video will help you remember what was in each room. Best practice would be to have a detailed itemized list of each room’s content with the video.

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@blublubluberri If you will cheat and lie at home, you will cheat and lie at work. We don’t have to look far to see that very thing happening.

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The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, because the axe was clever, and convinced the trees that because its handle was made of wood, it was one of them.

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@TheShawnHendrix My parents have been married over 50 years. My dad told me not to expect to always be in love. He said he wasn’t always in love with my mom but that during the time he wasn’t in love with her, he always loved and respected her, and he fell in love with her over and over again. ❤️

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

Google DeepMind and Google Labs released their new AI hurricane model that is expected to perform better than traditional hurricane models on both track and intensity forecasts, but how accurate is it? https://t.co/otC3Xcp5CC

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@fnhost4 @WFLA He was actually so extreme right, that he was reportedly asked to leave a college club where the only rule was basically not to be too neo-nazi. His quote was in reference to the anti-trump protest. He was a Trump supporter.

[Seagraves @crazybigchick]

@LisaLAlexander_ @lincmorris @TotalProSports The people who were groped and forced into sexual acts against their will “ruined” things? Should they have just been quiet and accepted it so that more people can hug at work? Weird take.

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@cptnmhmt @HumansNoContext I loved traveling around Spain and enjoyed Barcelona without any issues even when traveling alone as a woman.

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@Lmce33 @toobaffled Myvaginal delivery was by far my easiest delivery and my biggest baby with a head so large they thought he might have fluid on his brain. I needed twice the normal amount of stitches due to the severity of tearing. It was 10x less painful, easier to recover from than my csections