CrazyDrunkVC

Bubble? What Bubble. I'm crushing this venture capital game. I just outbid you. When you hear I'm working on a deal, just give up.

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Whoa! What happened to my #FB shares while I was out? Got in at $45. #usedtobeabargain

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Forgetting how to pick up girls in French. Remembering how to VC like a baller. #abovetherim

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Time to get ramped back up. #buckledown #backtothegrindstone

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Back to work. Hello Vail, Davos, Sao Paolo.

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Back from 1 year sabbatical. Goodbye Sardinia, Tuscany, Marbea and Montennegro! I will miss you.

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Thanks @edgrapenutzim! You woke me up!!! RT @wsjstartup: The Pitfalls of the Celebrity VC http://t.co/qR1BFiCP @WSJ #Accelerators

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RT @peterpham: @EdGrapeNutZimm @CrazyDrunkVC i got lucky and am an advisor.. :)

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Thursday 5p. Cougar-time at @MaderaSandHill at @Rosewoodsandhil!! See you there?

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@shanersmd I like it!

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Thursday 5p. Cougar-time at @MaderaSandHill at @Rosewoodsandhil!! See you there?

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Thursday 5p. Cougar-time at @MaderaSandHill at @Rosewoodsandhil!! See you there?

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Thursday 5p. Cougar-time at @MaderaSandHill at @Rosewoodsandhil!! See you there?

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RT @crazydrunkvc: Lots of people asking today if this is me. No but we co-invest and chase cougars together. http://t.co/XkRxcqRd...

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@sparker: “Little Startups Are Ridiculously Over-Funded” Amen to that. It's paying my @Netjets bill. #vciseasy http://t.co/FhMJnsRj

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Silicon Valley + Twitter = self congratulation echo chamber

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My first Indian investment!! $45m for CloSoLoMo B2B startup @HappiestMinds. #vciseasy #indianstartupsaresupercapitalefficient

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@unrollme sure

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@coffee_rap Yes, great resource.

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Just invested $200m in Better Place. It has a cool name and I drive a @FiskerAuto. An obvious winner.

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My latest deal!: part shark, part whale. All ten-bagger. It's a capital light one. $150m for @whaleshark. http://t.co/Pyq9uBco