Fundamentals Matter

Things can be as simple or as complicated as you make them.

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@anthonyVslater He’s not playing for the Warriors next season. Not without a contract extension. Move on.

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@susanslusser This bullpen has to be the worst

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@mattblively @KPIXtv Click bait

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@MarkusBoucher Buster really messed up the team. Awful contracts for the next 5 years. Incredibly naive. Manager hire was the wrong move too. Scott Boras is running the team.

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@jonbonjovi @JoviUpdates Man, pops can still take out Sebas in one swing. HFD!

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@GiantHotTakes He's the problem. Underperforming and bad vibes

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@dieter Hate to say it, but Posey cripled this team.

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@TheRealSambora Just show up at MSG. Would be epic. One show. Don't do it for anybody but yourself and the fans. JBJ lost his vocal chords. Alec is gone. Nobody is without their adversity. Time goes on and regrets sb few

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@TheRealSambora One night, guest spot at MSG. Get that closure. Good for the soul

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

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@def_leppar20044 Van Halen 1

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@BuzzPatterson In the depths of Covid lockdown, heard this song at a socially distant concert. Knew that things would come back.

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@BrickCenter_ NBA rules

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@dieter Sheay Hay tried to vouch for KW. Can’t gaslight us.

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@BonJovi Always

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

Honestly, how many times have you watched this now?

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@49ersSportsTalk 6

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@ButcherBoy415 None of these relievers belong in the majors. They are awful. Never been this bad even on 100 loss teams

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@mattnahigian Buster needs to trade for the relievers he gave away last year. These guys aren’t clutch pitchers. Your 8th and 9th inning guys gave up 5 runs on two homers. That’s not mlb. And Devers…charge the ball!

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@libsoftiktok Team player