The Crazy Hot Chick

Twenty something single girl living in Dallas just crushing it. Or trying to. Maybe just crushing beer cans.

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

I'm in line for #aclfest2017 and if you're going to have a no bag line at least make it move faster than the bag line cause it's not FYI. 😡

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

At the exact time my friend said she was going to go home from the bar she orders #fireball for the group. Bye. #Dallas #souptown #friday

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I'm gonna just go ahead an rewatch that episode cause I won't be calm for a while anyway. #GameOfThrones

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

#gameofthroness7ep4 holy guacamole batman that was fantastic. I'm on the edge of my seat #GoT #GamesOfThrones

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

#6moredays If you haven't watched #GameofThrones you have one season per day to catch up. #whatwillkhaleesiburnnext #dontkilljonsnowagain🙏🏻

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Rewatching #GameofThrones to prepare for the new season and all I want is Gendry to reappear! 😍

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Did I write this? Almost...😂😂 #sports #honesty #sports https://t.co/CXsIEqNM8y

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Sometimes you gotta just play hookie and drive 5 hours to surprise your Mimi for her 80th birthday. #TuesdayMotivation #roadtrip

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Happy Friday, y'all #isaidmypeace #cheers #blessed

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

And I don't want to be that person that posts back to back tweets just to get out all I have to say

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Not sure how I feel about this twitter thing because my thoughts are so much deeper than 140 characters would allow

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

I've never quite understood how a guy and I can walk into a haircut at the same time and leave at almost the same time...

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Tall, dark and coral [shirt], Jamie Lovemark, #LovinIt #byronnelson #ATTByronNelson

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

I can't keep up with app updates. They change and then I don't know how to work them and then I get mad. #whinewednesday #firstworldproblems

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Just got rear ended in my Uber. Who's ready to rear end my..umm..rear end? #thots #thoughts

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

@SubtleDildo Amiright? fuckin use your imagination already people #brave #dildo #abe #honest

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

"Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon"

"I dk but ima be dragon deez nuts across your forehead sometime soon."
#tinder

[The Crazy Hot Chick @crazyhotchik]

Saturday night, here we go again with those damn strapless bras and fmp's...but damn do we look good #bougiedallas