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[Miami New Times @miaminewtimes]

The dog that went viral at a Miami Marlins game for looking longingly at another pup eating a hot dog has been identified.

🔗 https://t.co/TIzpu1W9GR

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@BIRDGANG31_P @Eagles @PhilaFanCentral @thePHIspecial @BR_Eagles @BGSM_ @BLDix81 @NFL @speakeasytlkshw @nflnetwork I believe the player(s) make the number, not the other way around

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@otl_ff @StartSitEmFF Same

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@otl_ff @EaglesNation091 @DaveKluge Pay me and I won’t sweep you again

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@TheGirlWhoSucks @nonsooo_10 @mariahyreva I immediately thought of a fat black slobby pig when I read this idk why

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@EaglesNation091 @otl_ff I got guns in my head and they won’t go

Spirits in my head and they won’t go

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

Being broke should scare you more than being single

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Salary cap hits in 2026 (per Spotrac):

Jonathan Greenard: $6.3 million
Arnold Ebiketie: $1.9 million
A.J. Epenesa: $1.3 million

Jaelan Phillips: $10 million

…I think that the Eagles did just fine. 😉

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Jalyx Hunt attended the high school graduation of a kid who runs the Instagram account “Jalyx Hunt Enthusiast” 😂

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@SadeRepsEagles Idc about the buffet I see a good midnight snack

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@wydlamar Kam Patterson isn’t funny 😭🙏

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@Smittycitygreen @whysaythattho @EricEldred @SportsRadioWIP Shit starting to make sense now about you 😂🫵 mf just dumb as shit

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@Smittycitygreen @EaglesNation091 @Dizzy_3D Fake fan ragebaiting for attention from other men is crazy 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@otl_ff @EaglesNation091 @4thDownDesigns Ironic too 😏 #Adios8

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@otl_ff @EaglesNation091 @4thDownDesigns I forgot Jason LaConfora can see the future

Dumbass

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@otl_ff @EaglesNation091 @4thDownDesigns Put $100 on it

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@crazymfguy @EaglesNation091 @4thDownDesigns Hella ironic

https://t.co/KZQGwlojEN

[Word On The Birds @WordOnTheBirds]

“One GM told me if college QB Brendan Sorsby would have entered the supplemental draft he thinks the Eagles would have taken him in the second round.”

— @JasonLaCanfora

[Teach @crazymfguy]

@crissy_froyd @DailyMail Those pictures are NOT worth the drama you thought this would start 🤢🤢🤢🤢