Cherise Threewitt

Writer. Test driver. Pixar mom. Bylines @usnewscars @slashgear @carconnection @cargurus @caranddriver @usatoday @howstuffworks (RIP). VP Membership @mamaonline.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

New job description: Will get naked for cars.

My @CARandDRIVER feature, “The Full Monty Carlo,” about my day at a car show at a nudist colony, is in bookstores now.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@JSweetLI How did you identify the friend?

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@TheOneTrueGKS Yes, “plate.” Thanks.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

A giant Go Fuck Yourself to whoever complained to the Illinois Secretary of State and got my license place revoked.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

We have a new Pope 👇😂😂

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@DrMattBob @quadcarl LOL so we’re now going to be quoting wholesale prices for groceries before tariffs, right?

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@VetPurePatriot @quadcarl …nope.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@JaredFeldman88 @dieworkwear That’s how it’s done in car sales. Can’t see it working with any other retail model.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@FungibleUnicorn @g0thgoblin That's very specific. No need to tell on yourself.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@berrysweetlady @_nomadic_soul Thanks for being reasonable.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@berrysweetlady @_nomadic_soul Read it again.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@berrysweetlady @_nomadic_soul There are plenty of wannabe tradwives who complain. Kinda sad they can’t find each other but not my problem.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

This aged well.

[Vice President JD Vance @VP]

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health.

Happy Easter!

[Ship Ahoy @TylerLaFrance]

@CelticsUnite18 Why is KCP calling a Hall of Famer and 38 year old "boy" and "bum ass"?

Al pushing 40 averaging more than you @CaldwellPope 😂😂😂

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@theficouple My mortgage is at 3.2% and our payments are less than my kid’s daycare tuition used to be. That def. changes the math for us, though that might change in the near future.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@LoveFromFLYNN @_afx01 @deerfella YIIIIKES. Watch your mouth.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Three straight seasons with 55+ wins for the first time since the Larry Bird era 👀

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@SamTradingToday @Jetskigrizzly Sooooo cheap now because everyone is dumping them. Fly your freak flag at a bargain.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

@jethrostudio @Lynnenallo @mcuban LeBron James. Can’t stand him as a player, but have to admit he seems like a decent guy.

[Cherise Threewitt @crazyreesie]

I haven't even seen the episode yet and I'm still choking at this: