Christopher Darwin

Wannabe restauranteur; Father of 4, Husband of 1

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

You mean the low life, ass whip, egg sucker, John Gustafson?

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Terrible call to go for 2 when down 8.

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

My oldest picked up a basketball for literally the first time 3 years ago. This year he has a good chance at significant playing time, maybe even starting and it’s the first time in those 3 years that I have to work a lot again. Necessary parenting fails suck ass

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Hey electric keyboard selling company. From November-December 24 maybe change your fucking box to not say in GIANT capital letters “ELECTRIC KEYBOARD”

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

I was trying to read my own handwriting today and I said out loud “I think I might be retarded”

[Fernando Cao @thefernandocz]

In 2023, Argentina was dying:

• Central Bank $12B in debt
• 50% poverty rate
• 7,500% inflation

Then Javier Milei became President.

11 months in, he's pulling off the greatest economic turnaround ever.

In a 2-hour pod with Lex Fridman, he revealed exactly how he did it🧵

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Friendly reminder…if you want to eat big tomorrow, you have to eat big today

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

@MomAngtrades Anyone that says anything other than sweet potato casserole or candied yams or however it is your family does that side dish is unequivocally wrong

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

The Dragon Queen (Bad Monkey) is one of the most beautiful women alive.

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Stuff like this is why there is a Trump second term, if you think it’s because a large majority of the country is racist/sexist I think you aren’t paying attention or have a victim mentality or maybe both

[Michael Rulli @michaelrulli]

Pete Buttigieg will leave his post as Transportation Secretary having spent $7.5 BILLION to build 8 EV charging stations.

His legacy will be squandering billions on something nobody wants, while millions struggle to afford the things they need.

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

I like to send my wife random messages like “whatcha doin?” To make sure one of the kids don’t have her phone so that way I can follow it up with something filthy, usually repulsively filthy

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Just saw people that I was certain that they were happily married, clearly exchanging their child and it hurt my heart a little bit

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Watching this OSU and Indiana game; listening to these cunts say OSU dominated PSU physically makes me hate that 4 down goal line sequence even more

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

Be careful of the echo chambers my friends. Can really start to see them affecting more and more people (maybe including myself)

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

I can’t go out for lunch in this town anymore…ppl know me too well and take care of me too well and I leave lunch wasted after one drink

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

CHINA'S DEFENCE MINISTRY: FAILURE TO HOLD MEETING BETWEEN CHINESE, U.S. DEFEENCE MINISTERS IN LAOS IS 'ENTIRELY RESPONSIBILITY OF U.S. SIDE'

[Christopher Darwin @crdarwin]

“Larger War” the one that everyone has been gaslighting me to believe was going to be started by someone else for the past 8 years

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS RECENT DEVELOPMENTS MIGHT BRING REGION AND WORLD TO BRINK OF LARGER WAR, CNN TURK REPORTS

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Biden has just approved antipersonnel land mines for Ukraine, two days after approving ATACMS missiles.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Mobile bomb shelters are going into mass production in Russia, a government ministry said.

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