M.A.D. 🧚🏽‍♂️🦄

♉️💟☮️ #cybersecurity + Vibe Coder 💻 #420 🌳🥦 #AnimeManga 🎌🇰🇷 #AI 🤖 Master Detangler 🌟

[M.A.D. 🧚🏽‍♂️🦄 @creamthis]

@sadshaytan

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

My parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy”

Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

Bro sent his pokemon for battle

[John Hannam @JohnHann04]

Cancer…..You NEED to watch this. You NEED to pay attention. You NEED to share it with everyone that you know so
They are forewarned and forearmed! This may not cure you but it will MASSIVELY improve your chances. Just DO IT!!

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

Somewhere there's a farmer's kid with a real sense of humour. This is genius.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me when somebody tells me to do something that I was literally just about to do

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This wasn’t uncovered today; it’s the main reason behind the insurgency and terrorism engulfing Nigeria today.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[M.A.D. 🧚🏽‍♂️🦄 @creamthis]

@sadshaytan 🤣

[ben. @benyuls]

yo viendo a dos ingenieros de Anthropic durante 24 minutos y dándome cuenta de que he estado usando Claude Code como mono

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[M.A.D. 🧚🏽‍♂️🦄 @creamthis]

@sadshaytan

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[Defiant Ghost @TheDefiantGhost]

Graham Hancock just dropped a devastating blow to mainstream archaeology with the Great Pyramid of Giza.

“It’s a 6 million ton monument… more than 2 million individual blocks of stone.”

“The Great Pyramid is aligned within 3/60ths of a single degree to true north… on a 6 million ton monument.”

“It sits almost exactly on latitude 30 which is 1/3rd of the way between the north pole and the equator.”

“And it incorporates the dimensions of the earth on a scale of 1 to 43,200 in its own dimensions.”

“So if you take the height of the Great Pyramid and multiply it by 43,200… you get the polar radius of the earth. Measure the base perimeter of the Great Pyramid… multiply it by the same factor, 43,200, and you get the equatorial circumference of the Earth.”

“Archaeologists know this. They say it’s a coincidence, total coincidence, just by chance.”

“However, I could agree with them actually if the scale was not 1 to 43,200. But the fact that it’s 1 to 43,200 changes everything because that belongs to a sequence of numbers that is found in ancient mythology all around the world… multiples of the number 72… derive from… the precession of the equinoxes.”

[🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲 @BredsguardDalen]

I guess I have never put much thought into the direction people tend to move. What do you think the reasoning is?

[M.A.D. 🧚🏽‍♂️🦄 @creamthis]

@IV_Musketeer

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT