Creamy Curd

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Should @russwest44 suit up for the Jazz?

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@andyblarsen If he suits up, Hardy is going to play him. No way he gives Rudy Gay minutes and not a former MVP

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I've heard its just pee

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is a squirting cucumber

so called because of its ability to launch its seeds in a stream of mucilaginous liquid, up to 6 metres away.

Such dispersal avoids plants competing in close proximity for resources

Video credits: @SmithsonianChan

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@chardurd Local reporters are superfluous. National pundits give you everything you need

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@DustinT_NBA The all-DEFENSIVE team was a joke by itself too lol

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@HeadbandRoyce Walden and Todd each a dual threat, superiority and victim complex.

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@jandmplus6 Nah it makes sense. Beat writers purpose is to serve jazz fans content and if they aren't doing it well the fans have every right to voice their opinion.

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@CharlieKnight27 @JingIesss Nah, fuck em

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@tiffanee_dawn Rudy Gay turned Will Hardy's softy into a Will Hardy hardy. Rudy Gay worked on Will Hardy's hardy until Will Hardy's hardy turned into a Will Hardy softy again. Only logical explanation.

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@DLocke09 A star player we haven't had for a long time! Sneaky athletic, heady player: real student of the game

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@iphonese3rdgen @BrownMamba2022 @NBAMemes Thanks for the reminder. You got to remember that some people just want to get a rise out of you❤

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@BrownMamba2022 @NBAMemes You dont know anything about me. Im 2/15 native american.

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@DLocke09 Hey David, I'm starting a petition to have screen assists officially added to the box score. Would you be so kind as to sign it?

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@MarkW_E01 Time to trade the Jazz so we can get a hockey team up in this bitch

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@NBAMemes Playing with his Porzingis

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@PopCrave Id have thought hed surrender

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@rgiss11 These are exceptions to the rule. Go back through history and see where 95% of the NBAs best players are drafted

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@hansenjames Relax dawg. The idiots that think this teams success is on purpose are going to be super pissed when Ainge sells everything off this offseason yet again. #tanknote2024