@DadJokeMan Some friends of mine had a nasty court fight over their children. He emptied a trifle over her head right in front of the judge! She got custardy.
@JoeRhisga @MsJoNeary A note: I will enjoy waving and kissing my kids goodbye 'till the point where they ask me to drop them around the corner. And then I will still follow them wave.
@magicfm Leonard Nimoy. Held a door open for him at a hotel in Nottingham. He said "well thank you sir" I didn't recognise him. Then it dawned when I saw him being pursued by a couple of enthusiastic Klingons.
@leonora1@matakupay @nakkiahlui Ive been to the museum in Cairo. I wouldnt lend them my favourite cup for a week. Not sure how much preservation work goes on there
@nakkiahlui Yer we stole a lot and should give it back.we were also given a load of stuff... some of it by people who should not have given it. Thats where it becomes more nuanced. We also kept a load of stuff really really well.
@Parcelforcehelp@parcelforce dear Parcel Farce. This is the card posted through my letter box. Absolutely no use to anyone.left with neighbour? Number 13? We ARE number 13.