Jennifer M@Dhaus

artist. slacker writer. poetess. visual designer. book monger. techgeek. photoshooter. japanophile. married to a geek. mum to a human energizer bunny.

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@MostlyWriting You've broken the hearts and hopes of every Brit with this tweet. What do you want them to do? 'Talk' to their loved ones and say 'I love you' everyday?!? The bloody horror!😱 #justtakemymoney

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pancake Day Schedule:
- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch Queen’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed

#pancakeday2018

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@MostlyWriting

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@MostlyWriting I've been out of the loop for some time. Mr. Kev Heritage has entered 'adulting' phase.🧐 Well, as long as you don't talk to strangers, you'll be all right. Don't forget your bag lunch. *whispers* And your own mug for tea. Don't trust those nasty office mugs.🤨😱

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@MostlyWriting What blackmail and threat of violence? I'm only here to laugh at your 80s photo, my friend. Don't deny you didn't post that one, I got a screenshot of it so I can laugh at it for eternity. 😈😈😈

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

How Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Google manipulate our emotions: https://t.co/Tyum2sncIp @profgalloway

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Wall-to-Wall Wanton Bargain Carnage Wednesday" https://t.co/SzKgEWiRuQ

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@MostlyWriting Here's a good visual of how I feel about the wanker. So on point, so terribly apt.😑

[Design Week @Design_Week]

Can Graphic Design Save Your Life? explores the impact of graphics and advertising on healthcare: https://t.co/YVVDE88GqC

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

This is what humans would evolve into because of too much looking at our mobile phones. Mark my words. #icalledit https://t.co/QHidHY0zca

[Tate @Tate]

Follow along as artists Mary Reid Kelley & Patrick Kelley take over https://t.co/a0QxHfhxze Their We Are Ghosts exhibition opens today at @TateLiverpool. Free entry. https://t.co/DEzU12iMsA

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@gillyh1 @agitator76 @Tat_Yatanis @poolexbordey @ACSarahAC @kazzielist @NanyLouloute @YasminaSihel Have a great weekend ladies!

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@creativeTypeDad With all that hyphenated free on his diet, he needs something to keep it a well-balanced meal, you know.🤔

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

Me: 'Turkey this. Turkey that. It's all about the damn turkey.'
Colleague#1: 'Would you want me to pumpkin-spiced your tea then?'
Me: 'Noooo. Everything but that. Please.'
#thanksgivinginamerica

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@KittyPopeEagle1 You should. Ol' Blighty misses ye.😆☔️

[Book Riot @BookRiot]

Jesmyn Ward, Masha Gessen, and more of this year's winners of the National Book Award: https://t.co/0nRWjlJzSw

[MoMA The Museum of Modern Art @MuseumModernArt]

“Hummingbird,” one of the earliest computer-animated films by the artist and programmer #CharlesCsuri, is now streaming on https://t.co/rCMX85Qptd, and on view at the Museum in #ThinkingMachines.

[malika favre @malikafavre]

Sneak peek at some alternative sketches for my latest @NewYorker cover about Women in the tech industry!

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@KittyPopeEagle1 Nice photo. You seem to be having a lovely (read: dry) weather out there, luv. Enjoy.😊

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

This. Fookin' true to life. https://t.co/B3hBVr4omY

[Jennifer M@Dhaus @creativemadhaus]

@MostlyWriting Oh I wouldn't know. It isn't my nightmare, you know...But I would hope it's made of real leather and with bits of wool in the most important parts🤔 Whaaat? Like you said, to keep the head warm.😏😆