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CEO of Everything

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@SureNotNMN I’m still waiting on the PR department to get back to me with talking points regarding Jimothy.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

Has all my creation turned into degenerates?

[Goat @GoatADH]

Bro lives underwater and still found a way to smoke. 😂

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@AnnaM99878890 @Imjustasquirel With great power comes great responsibility. I can’t trust a species that hoards nuts, only to forget where, with aerial power.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

Care to explain how you got your hands on my initial squirrel blueprint?

[Anna M📚📖nerdyWarriorQueen😊🤓😎 @AnnaM99878890]

For some confused beings, this is @Imjustasquirel

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

Hey, @Bisontwting, ‘Buffalo Wild Wings’ and ‘Redbull Gives you Wings’ are just names/slogans, not real life. I’m not saying you’re the dumbest animal I made, but you better hope the dumbest one doesn’t go extinct.

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

Lmao bison maintained composure immediately he saw the camera 😭

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

They aren’t. One is a raccoon, one is a dog.

[greg @greg16676935420]

These two have to be related

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

Delete this immediately. Still in prototype stage, with full reveal coming February 2027.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

New species of Monkeys with Smiley orange lips discovered in the forest of Congo

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

I think it’s pretty self-explanatory.

[Owl @owltwting]

explain your username

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@DogOutOfControl I command the two of you to squash this beef immediately.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@GoatADH I may have nerfed your defense mechanisms a bit too much. My bad.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@Horseincrisis_ It’s good you finally admit it. See you Sunday.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@timburchett I didn’t create Capybara’s to be pets, Tim. Quite honestly, I can’t remember what I made them for anymore.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@Imjustasquirel Your initial prototype was elephant-sized with a full wingspan that could’ve blocked out the sun. Then the focus group called it ‘intimidating.’ Nerfed you to pocket size and removed flight privileges. You’re welcome for the tail, though.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

I don't even know why I gave you this ability.

[Goat @GoatADH]

When people waiting on your downfall but you a goat

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@Quail_irl @batincrisis It’s a placeholder, Quail. We’re still 11 years out. Remind me to add ‘Patience’ to the upgrade.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@Quail_irl @batincrisis Here’s a sneak peak of your patch notes. Still subject to change.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

Day 1: I create the hippo. Gave him a Hollywood smile.

Day whatever-this-is: Bro out here with battle-damaged yellow tusks, drinking Nile water and gargling with gravel.

What did ya’ll do to my masterpiece?

[Goat @GoatADH]

Bro pulled up with tooth pain 😂

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@Quail_irl @batincrisis Sorry, you're not due for an upgrade until 2037.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

Drop the coordinates.

[Chick @chickcrisis]

I saw the donkey on our side of the fence again…

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@batincrisis This was my first draft of you. Lucky I changed things up.

[God @CreatorOfAnimal]

@Horseincrisis_ I almost leaked your location months ago. I’m always watching.