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Put my initials at the bottom of your AIM profile so I know it's real.

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To the man I sneezed on, on the train. I didn’t acknowledge anything happened at the time, but I am sorry.

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I looked into buying a wakeboard and then got targeted by the same brand on Instagram:

“WAKE BOARDS FOR GIRLS!”

I’m being cyber bullied by own algorithm

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Whoever is making all the T employees waive at everyone, leave these people alone. Let them hate themselves in peace.

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So Connor is actually British? It took them three seasons to explain why he has an accent.

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Weathermen, we’re on to you.

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My partner says we can’t name the dog Kevin “because we’re not white.” Finally exposing her white eradication agenda.

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Horseshoes are kinda fucked up.

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@chiefflips @Kurrco Thanks chief lips

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I have to stop leading on Uber drivers that I’ll invest in their businesses

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Nothing is funnier to me than the President of the United States preventing Cracker Barrel from rebranding.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Pray for Charlie Kirk and his family

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@patrickbetdavid What was the book you kept referencing, but never said the title ?

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People care about Cracker Barrel way more than I thought they did

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@KidRock Very Cool, @KidRock !

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The majority of people on this train are wearing sketchers? Wtf

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My new goal is to see if I can work the phrase, “I like the cut of your jib” into an organic conversation.

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Sexxy Red is the goat of ruining a good song

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Jorts are back

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What is a stud muffin? Like the studs in the drywall in a muffin?