biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

showed my bf my pedicure & every time i do, he tells me to sell feet pics…so…who wants to buy 👀🫦

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

@BrooklynElena52 exactly 😹

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

farted in my uber & that shit STANK…i have my dog with me & so well….i blamed it on the dog

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

why are treadmills for dogs so expensive oh my gosh

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

people u went to highschool with be liking ads on instagram

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

is my twitter the only one that doesn’t have the little moon in the bottom corner anymore so i can turn my dark mode on & off??!!!

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do! #MytwitterAnniversary

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

i KNOW my lash tech hates to see me coming when i book an appointment cause my eyes get watery as hellllll 😹

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

petition for chic fil a to bring back their pimento cheese chicken sandwich PLEASE

[SPY @spyderrmann]

ALWAYS BUY THE ODD NUMBER IPHONES

[Sianni @SIANNILAURENT]

I genuinely don’t gaf about what people got going on fr #selfcentered #ionlycareaboutme

[evil elly @laffodiI]

they keep trying to diagnose me but I am Me

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

when i eat at work, i make sure i eat less than everyone else so they feel fat 😹 is that wrong? 🙄

[biancah 🌸🌱🍋‍🟩 @creepyleaf]

i give my sister half my paycheck so she doesn’t have to depend on anyone. what do you do for your little sister

[☥ @rosiesrib]

you’re not ugly. you’re fat. when u lose weight u get a free nose job, accutane and jawline botox