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WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY

[colleen @cremationsoup]

the two genders:

[Botanical Bug Babe @ilsejone]

Cant believe I just saw @TessaViolet while I was getting coffee

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

My main political beliefs are:
1. Life, it never die
2. Women are my favorite guy
3. Sex, I’m wanting more
4. Tell the world stop the war

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

life, it never die
women are my favorite guy

[colleen @cremationsoup]

I literally cannot stop watching this. I love living on the planet of the BASS. If this comes on in a club I am going feral.

I am danger and dance.
I am clapping the hands.

[colleen @cremationsoup]

I’m fabstinent

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Straight people are banned Fron Ba Sing Se.

[colleen @cremationsoup]

WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER

[colleen @cremationsoup]

@thatssojanelle Ratatouille

[colleen @cremationsoup]

@booopsboops you gotta mute every individual word and account for typos if you want to make it stop.

Will I ever see a cute proposal video on my timeline? Probably not, but at least I won’t ever get the bachelor franchise spoiled for me

[colleen @cremationsoup]

I’m gonna be drunk before I can even start my love is blind reunion drinking game

[colleen @cremationsoup]

@rayshmor I have a coworker who microwaves an entire bag of broccoli every. single. day. You can smell it as soon as you step off the elevator. Sometimes you can smell it from other floors. He never works from home.

All I know is broccoli

[colleen @cremationsoup]

@DTE_Energy this doesn’t look too safe

[colleen @cremationsoup]

@thatssojanelle I respect that lmaooo

[colleen @cremationsoup]

@thatssojanelle You really gotta watch all 6 Rocky movies and then all 3 Creed movies for the full cinematic experience

[Shannon @shannon__winks]

Rihanna on a smash stage fr

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Sometimes you gotta cut loose and have a ginger ale even though you’re not on a plane

[colleen @cremationsoup]

I really thought Philip was trying!!

[colleen @cremationsoup]

I didn’t trust the prison to not give me cilantro