raysh

sit down you’re making me nervous

[raysh @rayshmor]

I hope Landon Dickerson knows that I love him

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[A. @abirighttback]

“i can fix him” no, i cant. im a leaver, a quitter and a walk awayer. i am my father’s daughter. i will leave him.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Florida is one hell of a drug

See you tonight Miramar beach!

[reb @rebmasel]

obsessed with men who meet me irl telling me they’re fiscally conservative oh baby let’s rumble i love dunking off the glass

[raysh @rayshmor]

Bout to swipe through my hinge likes unless someone wants to come over and punch me in the face first

[raysh @rayshmor]

Playing roulette (sending emails without my contacts in)

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

do you guys ever think about leaving accounting and doing literally anything else

[raysh @rayshmor]

Suckin on a chili dog outside the tastee freez

[raysh @rayshmor]

Quote of the day from my therapist: “Rachel that isn’t a side note that’s a traumatic event”

[raysh @rayshmor]

You ever get on LinkedIn and get upset that someone can comment on a post but can’t email you back?

Yeah I also have a super normal level of attachment to my job

[raysh @rayshmor]

Having car problems, time to get a boyfriend

[raysh @rayshmor]

I wish that Publix had the Krispy Kreme hot light except for rotisserie chickens

[raysh @rayshmor]

My tummy hurts and I’m not even being a little bit brave about it

[raysh @rayshmor]

Bout to choose violence against every man that walks into the Mother’s Day card aisle with his kid AND HIS WIFE

[raysh @rayshmor]

Eating in front of the dogs I’m dogsitting just to feel like I’m famous

[raysh @rayshmor]

I don’t really believe in the death penalty until someone microwaves fish in the office

[raysh @rayshmor]

@JamesT425 Come to FL

[raysh @rayshmor]

Hours

[raysh @rayshmor]

@SlakedbyJake The target audience is me

[raysh @rayshmor]

Tax season tide hoops
🤝
Getting the absolute
shit beat out
of you until
the last second

[Jacob Silberman @SlakedbyJake]

@rayshmor This game definitely did remind me of the stress of Tax season