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@sophiedee Double Gs craft jerky and it's not even close.

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@singleguymx @GiannaM_Fanclub @therealgianna @Imkellymadison @ryanmadisonxxx NeXXXt level!

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@AGPamBondi Over the next month you'll be eating shit without a fork. Poop Nose Pammy forever!

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@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept Have you secured an updated resume Poopy Pam? Sure as shit sounds like despite your plunge deep into the bowels of Felon 45, you're about to be flushed. Ah crap!

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@JimMcMahon Scooped an away jersey this afternoon to add to the collection, Punky. I had a great time meeting you in Vegas at the mall a few years back talking Bears and your BYU Cougars beating my Badgers.

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@AGPamBondi @POTUS @TheJusticeDept New moral victory: we the people will be seeing you at the House! This gonna be great stuff, Poop Nose! I'm so excited for you. Will you show the world your process for that deep nose dove into a felon's butthole? It'll be good practice for that locked up life that is on the way

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@AGPamBondi @FBI Every Pam at one point or another has talked shit, butt only Poop Nose Pam Bondi dared to plunge head first into the anal cavity of a felon president. Thus, she will wear the terrible turd on her face forever more.

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@AGPamBondi @POTUS Pammy, you could see the shit shining on your nose all night. Not a good look!

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@AGPamBondi @USTreasury @ICEgov Translation Poop Nose Pammy will do any and everything to protect Trump in the Epstein files and talk about anything else. Hey now, what's the dow at today?

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@JanetMasonXXX @RealLeoPrice @David20Vnzla @DesertBullAZ Hey now, the more facials, the better!

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@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept Ah Poop Nose, hiding law enforcement is not justice, rather it is cowardice. Alas, that ruling won't define you. Americans will remember you for betraying victims, betraying women for the power that comes from inhaling Felon 45's poop plum. Moreover, dog lovers already know!

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

South Park’s perfect portrayal of Pam Bondi’s entire existence in Trump administration.

Today’s testimony in Congress is no different.

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@AAGDhillon @AGPamBondi Awwww, are you a little Poop Nose in training? Your boss is in fact a bribe taking, dog napper, so if you can't outshine that meet her between Felon 45's cheeks. The post lunch rush is where it's at!

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@Sec_Noem So what's next, shooting that poor horse?

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@AGPamBondi Oh my Poopy Pammy, you really shit the bed during your testimony this morning, including lying under oath. It was not a good look as the crap on your nose plumed deep into those tiny nostrils.

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@AGPamBondi Big day today Pammy! Make sure you hoist your nose way up high in the air, so they don't see you're blinded by the President's shit! Your embarrassment is real, and forever lasting Poop Nose!

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@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept Another day with your head so far up the felon's ass, that your poop nose is totally recharged and reeking.

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@AGPamBondi Up and at Pammy, time to wipe your nose! Did you ever think you'd be in a Super Bowl commercial? #StandWithSurvivors #DontStealDogs

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@PressSec Big news you work for a racist.