Me Mum

Christ is King ✝️I’m just here to find memes to show my husband when he gets home from work

[Me Mum @crexplor]

My grandmother’s childhood pets were a chicken named Hitler and a dog named Nigger, and that is why I grew up to be based.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

I, Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace.

I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@ein_edelweiss_ Girl me too, first trimester has turned me into a LOSER

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@syntheticfoid A family at church just named their baby Saxon and I’m like that is literally, unironically STUNNING and BRAVE

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@milagracesmom This stuff works like an absolute miracle for me. I think it affects some people more strongly than others, because it does nothing really for my husband. But for me, it will stop all flu symptoms in their tracks almost every time. Worth a try!

[jnF @Xisofuckingay]

We need a slur for White people who aren't racist.

[Me Mum @crexplor]

One thing about reformed women’s circles is that you guys need to stop bringing curry to the potluck. I am not eating that.

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@syntheticfoid Yeah pal! Hot tip, throw a little parmesean rind in there for some extra great flavor!

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@syntheticfoid I’m telling you, the Melissa&Doug ice cream thing. The one that’s like $53. My three kids (5,3,and1) have played with it literally every single day. I’ve never taken it out of rotation in 4 years. The thing is magic.

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@maternalgroyp The secret is to be cheerful! Just don’t be grumpy and be happy to see him, that’s enough!

[Me Mum @crexplor]

Do we think that Victorian men knew that the women were faking the constant fainting thing in like a mass hysteria way, and just putting up with the silly women behavior?

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@themaddierune @syntheticfoid Are you suggesting that pregnant women shouldn’t take communion?

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@HannahWardEdu @syntheticfoid I’m 9 weeks pregnant. You wouldn’t believe the Herculean effort I had to put in this morning to not lose my breakfast in the pews when I smelled the communion wine. Keturah is simply TRIPPING.

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@maternalgroyp Jamie Kay has a wonderful clearance section. I would never buy anything there full price, but the sale section is shockingly affordable.

[ben 🌲 @archeofuturist]

Public execution of murderers affirms and upholds human dignity and cleanses the land.

But a girl thinks it’s icky so we’re not allowed to have a functional society.

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@bebookled T/y for saying this, I’m over here pregnant again after having finally lost the weight of 3 babies, trying not to crash out with the discourse today 😅

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@hollowandhome Make a “things I did” list every day for a few weeks, write EVERYTHING down, make sure your husband looks at it so you can feel validated 🤗

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@historicalmad @ReformedDaisy I’m so sorry for your losses! Do you know if you were given the Rhogam shot during your pregnancy/delivery? It’s a big shot, usually in the butt

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@AngryAg41n Look at this weird timeline coincidence

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@ReformedDaisy @historicalmad It would be pretty easy for you to figure out, if you have a negative blood type, you have it! For ex, I am A-, so I am RH- and need the shot each pregnancy. My sister is RH- too and had similar problems— 1st pregnancy successful, many subsequent losses. Worth ruling out!

[Me Mum @crexplor]

@ReformedDaisy @historicalmad Just making sure, you’ve ruled out RH- factor, yes?